CHAVS

[J-c]

I was just walking home after a nice meal met some chavs four males and one female one of the male chavs decided to bottle me he missed and i decked him two minutes before that i was talking to a nun we are all doomed

[Flippin' Kipper]

was she a Catholic nun?

[sneijder]

Epic thread.

[odyssey2200]

The Police will be around to arrest you soon.

SWAT are on your roof as we speak and will be crashing through youe windows..
















NOW!

[M3crab]

J-c said:

I was just walking home after a nice meal met some chavs four males and one female one of the male chavs decided to bottle me he missed and i decked him two minutes before that i was talking to a nun we are all doomed

What?

[sneijder]

Imagine if you had opted to take out rather than eat in, you would have missed them.

Then again your Big Mac will have been cold.

[wendyg]

M3crab said:

J-c said:

I was just walking home after a nice meal met some chavs four males and one female one of the male chavs decided to bottle me he missed and i decked him two minutes before that i was talking to a nun we are all doomed

What?

He didn't notice at the time, but they have in fact stolen ALL his punctuation! How will he pause for dramatic effect from now on? How will he ever link noun phrases together? These punctuation stealing b*****ds MUST BE STOPPED.

[johnnywgk]

hehe

[AJS-]

The smilies sort of worked as a substitute for punctuation until the nun part. That is just baffling. OP, take a deep breath and start again?

[Pesty]

Of course you did.

You did it that well that his 3 other mates st themselves and did nothing.

[working class]

Did the nun take care of his other mates?

[Los Palmas 7]

I'm nun the wiser.

[HarryW]

I'm assuming the nun in question was a bottle of blue nun, still doesn't make sense to me though......

[zac510]

He must be a cross-dressing cage fighter.

[northwest monkey]

In my experience, the introduction of a nun into any anecdote is always a good thing.

Was the nun one of the chavs?

[deevlash]

was she a blue nun?

[Los Palmas 7]

Just don't make a habit of it.

[DAVEVO9]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Just don't make a habit of it.

They normally go around in pairs don't they?

I think it's so one nun makes sure the other one don't get nun..

[Los Palmas 7]

This is all a con, vent your anger elsewhere.

[Shay HTFC]

nunsense