Tonight's caption competition

[Wacky Racer]

[sneijder]

Cab driver narrowly avoids parking ticket.

[craste]

lucky bd

[HRG.]

Where's that ginger step-child when you need it.

[RDMcG]

I call them Maggie and May

[Jasandjules]

Rod's wife points to paparrazi?

[sleep envy]

Penny, you do know the peanuts were complimentary?

[Mannginger]

C






I know this is a repeated joke but it got a reasonable reception last time out!

[Justayellowbadge]

If you think I'm seventy,
and you want my money,
C'mon lady help me home..

[Wacky Racer]

"Tell me Penny, what attracted you to millionaire Rod Stewart?"

[mickk]

Rod finally apprehends the London peanut smuggler

[johnfm]

Diamonds thieves get away with millions in sneaky 'midget and giant' circus freak heist....

[Lord Pikey]

If that's through a bra those bad boys must be like giant gherkins when they are set free!

[J-c]

johnfm said:

Diamonds thieves get away with millions in sneaky 'midget and giant' circus freak heist....

[Vixpy1]

Couple of tits

[Steamer]

...somewhere there is a crèche going hungry

[North West Tom]

"Thicker bra next time love. Now we could be tonights Caption Comp on PH. "

[jeremyc]

"Look I know it's not very sunny, but you'll poke my eyes out unless I have my shades on."

[NiceCupOfTea]

Some quality captions here!

sneijder said:

Cab driver narrowly avoids parking ticket.

Justayellowbadge said:

If you think I'm seventy,
and you want my money,
C'mon lady help me home..

Vixpy1 said:

Couple of tits

Mannginger said:

C






I know this is a repeated joke but it got a reasonable reception last time out!

"AA" surely? Maybe she's helping Rod out with a booze problem?

[SeeFive]

As age related blindness sets in, Rod has his missus surgically altered so he can recognise her by braille.