Stolen pet.
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WestYorkie

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1,811 posts

224 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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Some little ing wes bd breed of a thrush deposit has stolen our pet. Now I could believe it if it was a fking pedigree Stffordshire Bull Terrier or a fking £500 Persian cat.

But NO the little fkwitted cockmucher has gone and stolen a bdign fking Ferret.
The better look after her, There wasn't any point in stealing her to work as she'd jib at Rabbit holes hence why she's a pet.

If I catch the fking little I really will gled the little spunkbubble!

ezi

1,734 posts

215 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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Who the fk steals pets!

deevlash

10,442 posts

266 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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have you checked down your trousers?

WestYorkie

Original Poster:

1,811 posts

224 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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deevlash said:
have you checked down your trousers?
It's a Ferret not a mongoose.

Flippin' Kipper

638 posts

208 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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How do you know it was stolen as opposed to run away?

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

215 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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Flippin' Kipper said:
How do you know it was stolen as opposed to run away?
Running away would be a stoatally different situation, that would be weasely recognised.

Flippin' Kipper

638 posts

208 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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HOGEPH said:
Flippin' Kipper said:
How do you know it was stolen as opposed to run away?
Running away would be a stoatally different situation, that would be weasely recognised.
Ferrit enough

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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HOGEPH said:
Flippin' Kipper said:
How do you know it was stolen as opposed to run away?
Running away would be a stoatally different situation, that would be weasely recognised.
BED now!

WestYorkie

Original Poster:

1,811 posts

224 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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Ok the hutch may not be Armley but there's latches that holds the doors shut. These latches were open when we noticed tonight.

I'm going to put up "LOST" posters stating that she wasn't a worker. Maybe the st snorting abortion rejects will bring her back.
Doubt it though frown

Flippin' Kipper

638 posts

208 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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When I was a young child I went to select a baby rabbit, and picked a beautiful black and white buck that I named Snowy. I nurtured him to maturity, and we shared many a happy summers afternoon playing, before I carefully placed him back in the hutch and run in which he resided. One cold December night he escaped out of a large hole in the side of his run (that my dad and I had built). My parents told me he was now living with other rabbits, and it was not until recently they told me they found his mangled, tooth-mark ridden, frozen corpse at the bottom of the garden, and threw him over the hedge.

I hope you find your pet safe and well.

WestYorkie

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1,811 posts

224 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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LOL My Mrs had a Hamster when she was about 10 that her Dad took to work over Winter while it hibernated.
She was 23 when she found out it had died and they'd thrown it in the bin.

Doubt we'll get the Ferret back unfortunatly.

Ayahuasca

27,581 posts

308 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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WestYorkie said:
LOL My Mrs had a Hamster when she was about 10 that her Dad took to work over Winter while it hibernated.
She was 23 when she found out it had died and they'd thrown it in the bin.
Didn't she wonder why it was taking a long time to emerge from hibernation or did she think they all hibernated for 13 years?

WestYorkie

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1,811 posts

224 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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Oh forgot about that bit lol. He told her it'd escaped at work.

Nightmare

5,279 posts

313 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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WestYorkie said:
Ok the hutch may not be Armley but there's latches that holds the doors shut. These latches were open when we noticed tonight.

I'm going to put up "LOST" posters stating that she wasn't a worker. Maybe the st snorting abortion rejects will bring her back.
Doubt it though frown
i looked after a neighbours rabbit once. the cage door had two of those wooden swivel hooks and a metal pin latch.

A cat opened all three and let the rabbit out......

JamieBeeston

9,294 posts

294 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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Nightmare said:
WestYorkie said:
Ok the hutch may not be Armley but there's latches that holds the doors shut. These latches were open when we noticed tonight.

I'm going to put up "LOST" posters stating that she wasn't a worker. Maybe the st snorting abortion rejects will bring her back.
Doubt it though frown
i looked after a neighbours rabbit once. the cage door had two of those wooden swivel hooks and a metal pin latch.

A cat opened all three and let the rabbit out......
You told me you made pie!

WestYorkie

Original Poster:

1,811 posts

224 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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JamieBeeston said:
Nightmare said:
I looked after a neighbours rabbit once. The cage door had two of those wooden swivel hooks and a metal pin latch.

A cat opened all three and let the rabbit out......
You told me you made pie!
biggrin

Nightmare

5,279 posts

313 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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JamieBeeston said:
Nightmare said:
WestYorkie said:
Ok the hutch may not be Armley but there's latches that holds the doors shut. These latches were open when we noticed tonight.

I'm going to put up "LOST" posters stating that she wasn't a worker. Maybe the st snorting abortion rejects will bring her back.
Doubt it though frown
i looked after a neighbours rabbit once. the cage door had two of those wooden swivel hooks and a metal pin latch.

A cat opened all three and let the rabbit out......
You told me you made pie!
hehe not only did I not make pie, but it really didn't go the way the cat intended either biggrin

JamieBeeston

9,294 posts

294 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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Nightmare said:
JamieBeeston said:
Nightmare said:
WestYorkie said:
Ok the hutch may not be Armley but there's latches that holds the doors shut. These latches were open when we noticed tonight.

I'm going to put up "LOST" posters stating that she wasn't a worker. Maybe the st snorting abortion rejects will bring her back.
Doubt it though frown
i looked after a neighbours rabbit once. the cage door had two of those wooden swivel hooks and a metal pin latch.

A cat opened all three and let the rabbit out......
You told me you made pie!
hehe not only did I not make pie, but it really didn't go the way the cat intended either biggrin
Cat Boiler! smile

becksW

14,698 posts

240 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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Hope you find him/ her. Ask your local pubs, it's the sort of animal that someone will buy down the pub after a few drinks...Believe me it happens more than you may think!!

There is the smallest chance it escaped so keep asking around, phone your local vets etc, don't suppose he was id chipped?

My friend had a great ferret called Fang used to be allowed in and of the house, they had him for years until he disappeared one day, really sad, they never did find him, hope you have better luck.

JBM78

383 posts

209 months

Saturday 17th October 2009
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I hope you find him too, but realistically it might just be best to accept that some local youths have probably sellotaped him to a firework and set it off while drinking cheap cider and swearing at passers-by.