Drunken belligerence

[Los Palmas 7]

This is me apologising in advance. I am currently necking Bradfords like they're going out of fashion.

Thing is, when I get a bit of the grog inside me I get a bit bolshy.

So, I am apologising to anyone who starts a pointless, effeminate, chavvy or basically crap thread this evening. I'm sorry for the torrent of abuse you are bound to receive.

Carry on.

[6655321]

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

[Los Palmas 7]

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

[GTIR]

You looking at my bird Leavesden boy!

[CommanderJameson]

Los Palmas 7 said:

This is me apologising in advance. I am currently necking Bradfords like they're going out of fashion.

Thing is, when I get a bit of the grog inside me I get a bit bolshy.

So, I am apologising to anyone who starts a pointless, effeminate, chavvy or basically crap thread this evening. I'm sorry for the torrent of abuse you are bound to receive.

Carry on.

Did yee call wor pint a puff?

[Los Palmas 7]

GTIR said:

You looking at my bird Leavesden boy!

Twat. Been up "The Living Room" recently?

[6655321]

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

Cone on.. You have publicly admitted you are a cock when drunk. It is admiable that you can aknowledge the inner chav inside you. Well done.

[Los Palmas 7]

6655321 said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

Cone on.. You have publicly admitted you are a cock when drunk. It is admiable that you can aknowledge the inner chav inside you. Well done.

Sir, I am necking Martinis, with olives. In a proper cocktail glass and what-not. I ain't some Stella drinking chav from your estate.

[6655321]

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

Cone on.. You have publicly admitted you are a cock when drunk. It is admiable that you can aknowledge the inner chav inside you. Well done.

Sir, I am necking Martinis, with olives. In a proper cocktail glass and what-not. I ain't some Stella drinking chav from your estate.

Look, sir.. Choice of drink matters not a jot. Rabble rousing boistrouness post binge does! You are a chav, sir, and a rotter.

[Los Palmas 7]

Rotter, yes. Chav? fk off. fk right off and stay fked off.

[GTIR]

Los Palmas 7 said:

GTIR said:

You looking at my bird Leavesden boy!

Twat. Been up "The Living Room" recently?

If "The living Room" is slang for some ghey activity then no.

Nob head.

[6655321]

It was a joke. Relax...

[DrTre]

6655321 said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

Cone on.. You have publicly admitted you are a cock when drunk. It is admiable that you can aknowledge the inner chav inside you. Well done.

I feel dirty in saying this but...LP7 has a point...and I for one, sitting here feeling like death, am looking forward to an evening of watching from the sidelines as he wades into random threads, throwing insults left right and centre, before descending into "I love you. Really I do. You're my best mate" and then being found outside the P&P on the pavement, with a doner kebab singing "Dirty Old Town" then casually retching into the gutter.

[Los Palmas 7]

GTIR said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

GTIR said:

You looking at my bird Leavesden boy!

Twat. Been up "The Living Room" recently?

If "The living Room" is slang for some ghey activity then no.

The Living Room was a "famous" night club in Hemel, back in the day. (Before they knocked it down)

[CommanderJameson]

DrTre said:

6655321 said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

Cone on.. You have publicly admitted you are a cock when drunk. It is admiable that you can aknowledge the inner chav inside you. Well done.

I feel dirty in saying this but...LP7 has a point...and I for one, sitting here feeling like death, am looking forward to an evening of watching from the sidelines as he wades into random threads, throwing insults left right and centre, before descending into "I love you. Really I do. You're my best mate" and then being found outside the P&P on the pavement, with a doner kebab singing "Dirty Old Town" then casually retching into the gutter.

You missed the part where he goes all philosophical about how no-one really understands him, and how he could have been a contender, which usually segues into his declaration of undying loyalty for whoever's nearest.

And only then can he collapse into a heap of kebab meat, chilli sauce, his own vomit and self-pity.

[Los Palmas 7]

DrTre said:

I feel dirty in saying this but...LP7 has a point...and I for one, sitting here feeling like death, am looking forward to an evening of watching from the sidelines as he wades into random threads, throwing insults left right and centre, before descending into "I love you. Really I do. You're my best mate" and then being found outside the P&P on the pavement, with a doner kebab singing "Dirty Old Town" then casually retching into the gutter.

But it has always been thus.

[GTIR]

Los Palmas 7 said:

GTIR said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

GTIR said:

You looking at my bird Leavesden boy!

Twat. Been up "The Living Room" recently?

If "The living Room" is slang for some ghey activity then no.

The Living Room was a "famous" night club in Hemel, back in the day. (Before they knocked it down)

Yer I know.

I was in denial but I realise I must face up to my demons.

I USED TO GO TO THE LIVING ROOM!

(so did LP7, before Watford got "cool" - relative to Hemel)

[DrTre]

CommanderJameson said:

You missed the part where he goes all philosophical about how no-one really understands him, and how he could have been a contender, which usually segues into his declaration of undying loyalty for whoever's nearest.

And only then can he collapse into a heap of kebab meat, chilli sauce, his own vomit and self-pity.

Too true, too true, the age-old enigmatic Raging Labrador syndrome. With vom and sauce.

[Los Palmas 7]

Watford never got cool. You tt.

[DrTre]

Judging from events so far it was less a "gradual descent" into intolerance and abuse and more a "jump off a cliff" with Bella Emberg and Lisa Riley hanging onto his ankles.

Brilliant.