Guy in the cubicle next to me...

[Marquis_Rex]

Guy in the cubicle/office next to me is having his breakfast very loudly- I can hear him munching and crunching away and slurping up the milk of his cereal and it's very early in the morning. Really pissing me off
Should I...

edited to add just for AB- I'm in San Diego California-where it's a lovely morning

Edited by Marquis_Rex on Wednesday 21st October 16:25

[AndrewW-G]

You forgot, sneak up behind him and slam his head into the cereal bowl

[AB]

You should stop rubbing it in that you're in CA!

[oobster]

Why no 'Nuke him from orbit' option?

[Marquis_Rex]

AndrewW-G said:

You forgot, sneak up behind him and slam his head into the cereal bowl

I'll add that- thank you!

[BoRED S2upid]

Why is he eating his breakfast in the toilet?.

[GreenDog]

BoRED S2upid said:

Why is he eating his breakfast in the toilet?.

My first thought too

[Cara van man]

I voted 'relieve' on the condition that when you say 'relieve' you mean 'relieve'

[308mate]

You havent included an option for "Build a bridge and get over it."

Breakfast too loud.....sheesh.



Now if it was breakfast too smelly, that's a whole other matter.

Edited by 308mate on Wednesday 21st October 16:33

[TheCarpetCleaner]

oobster said:

Why no 'Nuke him from orbit' option?

Because its not funny.

[Marquis_Rex]

308mate said:

You havent included an option for "Build a bridge and get over it."

Breakfast too loud.....sheesh.



Now if it was breakfast too smelly, that's a whole other matter.

Edited by 308mate on Wednesday 21st October 16:33

That option is for the humourless woosies though- so it wasn't included

[Marquis_Rex]

GreenDog said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Why is he eating his breakfast in the toilet?.

My first thought too

I think you're confusing San Francisco with San Diego...

[Ranger 6]

Fight fire with fire - what can you eat that would be louder?

...or you could just fart loudly....

[curlie467]

You poor bd, how on earth are you managing?

[Maty]

There's nothing worse than listening to other people eating or drinking, it really really winds me up. I know everyone's gotta do it, but I dont want to hear it!

[MartG]

Why no "Tell the lazy tt to drag his stinking carcass out of bed 10 minutes earlier so he can eat his sodding breakfast at home before setting off to work" option ?

If he stores his cereal at work, maybe drop something into it that'll cause him some discomfort ( thinking laxative maybe )

[adam85]

Cara van man said:

I voted 'relieve' on the condition that when you say 'relieve' you mean 'relieve'

[J-c]

Spike his milk with laxatives

Edited by J-c on Wednesday 21st October 17:20

[Gargamel]

Put raisins in his milk ....






Hope he drowns in a strong currant

[Nolar Dog]

Get a job where you do the evening shift?