School disco advice.

[anonymous-user]

Hi everyone,

My son has his first school disco tonight and I've spent a couple of seconds passing on my advice on the matter.

1) Don't be shy
2) When you're still standing looking cool with your mates and you hear "come on eileen" - you're too late.

That was about all I could remember.

I've seen his dancing and although it's a bit unusual, it is energetic and indicates some promise.

Has anyone else got any good school disco top tips?

[Technonotice]

Provide him with a large bottle of cider. Always went down well at a school disco.

[Road Pest]

Don't hang around staring at the kids through the window, lurking, once you've dropped him off.

[Silent1]

Ecstasy

[TonyHetherington]

Coke bottle full of vodka

[Gargamel]

Tell him to always ask the prettiest girl in the room to dance.

Because you never know until you try

[Jonny671]

Plenty of Alcohol.

Or let him have some of your aftershave, he'll think hes the man then!

Well.. I did when I was younger and used my Dads aftershave..

[bazking69]

Don't insist on showing off your break dancing to Run DMC in front of the rest of the year unless totally sober and totally competent...

[TonyHetherington]

How old is your son - are we talking 9 or 13 here?

[sleep envy]

toilets are dirty places to do coke

[A.Wang]

1. hip flask of vodka so he can mix drinks up for girls (he's too young to pack roofies yet)
2. condom in the top jacket pocket
3. hanky to wipe up excess discharges afterwards

Well that's what I had when I went to school discos - back when I was a young teenager

[Los Palmas 7]

Susan Manning. She always went down well at our school discos.

[Jonny671]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Susan Manning. She always went down well at our school discos.

See what you done there, very good!

[anonymous-user]

TonyHetherington said:

How old is your son - are we talking 9 or 13 here?

Good point Tony.

He's nearer 5 so I probably won't try giving him any drugs and alcohol.

[sleep envy]

A.Wang said:

1. hip flask of vodka so he can mix drinks up for girls (he's too young to pack roofies yet)

what's a roofie?

[AndyAudi]

Schoolboy error no 1,

Alcohol should be hidden in the school prior to attending the disco for collection later.

It's too hard to sneak it in later.

[sleep envy]

el stovey said:

TonyHetherington said:

How old is your son - are we talking 9 or 13 here?

Good point Tony.

He's nearer 5 so I probably won't try giving him any drugs and alcohol.

no point, he'll have sorted it already

[Targarama]

Agree on the condom in pocket. Maybe slip one in (ooer) when he's not looking. IF he does the deed it could ruin his life (but not as much as the girls).

Edited to say: 5 - ah, OK skip my suggestion for 2-3 years then.

Edited by Targarama on Friday 23 October 16:32

[Technonotice]

sleep envy said:

A.Wang said:

1. hip flask of vodka so he can mix drinks up for girls (he's too young to pack roofies yet)

what's a roofie?

Date rape drug. I can't remember which film I saw it in though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam

Edited by Technonotice on Friday 23 October 16:34

[rhinochopig]

Go with him. Take some lino and show him how you used to break dance in the 80s. This will allow you to pull the hottest looking 11 year old. Be magnanimous in this, and offer to sell him the 11 year for 2 weeks worth of chores and your favourite model from his Lego collection.

job jobbed.