I can't believe what just happend.....!!!!!
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So, Sunday, late afternoon, just had a lovely roast and I gathered up the wine bottles and went out the front of the house to deposit them in our glass recycle box. Pretty un-exciting you may ask, well, read on....
My neighbours keep themselves to themselves, semi-detached house in a nice suburban street, mid-40's, one 12 year old daughter, very well spoken, very quiet church goers. I would say that they are probably the most boring people I know, until now that is!
So, I was putting the bottles in the recepticle and glanced over the fence only to see into their front room, the TV was on. Not only could I see the TV, I could see the torso and lower part of a womans body, legs akimbo and a finger frantically doing what fingers do in those situations!
I though, ummmm so they're watching a bit of Frankie Vaughan but them I noticed the date & time log in the bottom right hand side of the screen. So, its a home video? Then the camera pans back to reveal my next door neighbour face
. I looked for a couple more minutes, ran inside to inform the missus who had a good look, (watching her chin hit the floor was priceless! 
). Lots more positions followed including the old man getting involved. Then suddenly, the TV turned off and the blinds were quickly closed.
Had to share this with you all because I still cant belive it! I'll never be able to look at them the same way again.
My neighbours keep themselves to themselves, semi-detached house in a nice suburban street, mid-40's, one 12 year old daughter, very well spoken, very quiet church goers. I would say that they are probably the most boring people I know, until now that is!
So, I was putting the bottles in the recepticle and glanced over the fence only to see into their front room, the TV was on. Not only could I see the TV, I could see the torso and lower part of a womans body, legs akimbo and a finger frantically doing what fingers do in those situations!
I though, ummmm so they're watching a bit of Frankie Vaughan but them I noticed the date & time log in the bottom right hand side of the screen. So, its a home video? Then the camera pans back to reveal my next door neighbour face
. I looked for a couple more minutes, ran inside to inform the missus who had a good look, (watching her chin hit the floor was priceless! ). Lots more positions followed including the old man getting involved. Then suddenly, the TV turned off and the blinds were quickly closed.Had to share this with you all because I still cant belive it! I'll never be able to look at them the same way again.
Edited by Lordbenny on Sunday 25th October 20:38
Lordbenny said:
So, Sunday, late afternoon, just had a lovely roast and I gathered up the wine bottles and went out the front of the house to deposit them in our glass recycle box. Pretty un-exciting you may ask, well, read on....
My neighbours keep themselves to themselves, semi-detached house in a nice suburban street, mid-40's, one 12 year old daughter, very well spoken, very quiet church goers. I would say that they are probably the most boring people I know, until now that is!
So, I was putting the bottles in the recepticle and glanced over the fence only to see into their front room, the TV was on. Not only could I see the TV, I could see the torso and lower part of a womans body, legs akimbo and a finger frantically doing what fingers do in those situations!
I though, ummmm so they're watching a bit of Frankie Vaughan but them I noticed the date & time log in the bottom right hand side of the screen. So, its a home video? Then the camera pans back to reveal my next door neighbour face. I looked for a couple more minutes, ran inside to inform the missus who had a good look, (watching her chin hit the floor was priceless! ). Lots more positions followed including the old man getting involved. Then suddenly, the TV turned off and the blinds were quickly closed.
Had to share this with you all because I still cant belive it! I'll never be able to look at them the same way again.
You complete bMy neighbours keep themselves to themselves, semi-detached house in a nice suburban street, mid-40's, one 12 year old daughter, very well spoken, very quiet church goers. I would say that they are probably the most boring people I know, until now that is!
So, I was putting the bottles in the recepticle and glanced over the fence only to see into their front room, the TV was on. Not only could I see the TV, I could see the torso and lower part of a womans body, legs akimbo and a finger frantically doing what fingers do in those situations!
I though, ummmm so they're watching a bit of Frankie Vaughan but them I noticed the date & time log in the bottom right hand side of the screen. So, its a home video? Then the camera pans back to reveal my next door neighbour face
. I looked for a couple more minutes, ran inside to inform the missus who had a good look, (watching her chin hit the floor was priceless! ). Lots more positions followed including the old man getting involved. Then suddenly, the TV turned off and the blinds were quickly closed.Had to share this with you all because I still cant belive it! I'll never be able to look at them the same way again.
Edited by Lordbenny on Sunday 25th October 20:38
d. Years we have lived together and now you publish facts about my personal life on an internet forum 
Come and get to know my wife - she's a ripper
Clearing out a property once in East London when I found a stash of photos in the back of a draw. They had been taken in the flat and were naughty in the extreme, a threesome, two ladies one bloke and a plethora of household items, real no-holds barred stuff. Me and my workers had a look, had a laugh then I put them on the table and got on with the work.
After a while there's a tap on the door and it's the lady from downstairs who's 'popped up to see how we're getting on', and she's one of the ladies from the photos! We're all standing about trying to keep a straight face as she's telling us how sad she is to see the lovely couple who used to live here moving on, they were great friends etc etc. I'm feeling a little uncomfortable about it but how was I to know she'd turn up?
Worst of all she is standing about ten feet from where the offending pics are sitting face down on the table. I managed to usher her out with a "sorry mate we're very busy" type line and chucked the photos away. I could hardly offer her them for old times sake.
After a while there's a tap on the door and it's the lady from downstairs who's 'popped up to see how we're getting on', and she's one of the ladies from the photos! We're all standing about trying to keep a straight face as she's telling us how sad she is to see the lovely couple who used to live here moving on, they were great friends etc etc. I'm feeling a little uncomfortable about it but how was I to know she'd turn up?
Worst of all she is standing about ten feet from where the offending pics are sitting face down on the table. I managed to usher her out with a "sorry mate we're very busy" type line and chucked the photos away. I could hardly offer her them for old times sake.
br d said:
Clearing out a property once in East London when I found a stash of photos in the back of a draw. They had been taken in the flat and were naughty in the extreme, a threesome, two ladies one bloke and a plethora of household items, real no-holds barred stuff. Me and my workers had a look, had a laugh then I put them on the table and got on with the work.
After a while there's a tap on the door and it's the lady from downstairs who's 'popped up to see how we're getting on', and she's one of the ladies from the photos! We're all standing about trying to keep a straight face as she's telling us how sad she is to see the lovely couple who used to live here moving on, they were great friends etc etc. I'm feeling a little uncomfortable about it but how was I to know she'd turn up?
Worst of all she is standing about ten feet from where the offending pics are sitting face down on the table. I managed to usher her out with a "sorry mate we're very busy" type line and chucked the photos away. I could hardly offer her them for old times sake.
After a while there's a tap on the door and it's the lady from downstairs who's 'popped up to see how we're getting on', and she's one of the ladies from the photos! We're all standing about trying to keep a straight face as she's telling us how sad she is to see the lovely couple who used to live here moving on, they were great friends etc etc. I'm feeling a little uncomfortable about it but how was I to know she'd turn up?
Worst of all she is standing about ten feet from where the offending pics are sitting face down on the table. I managed to usher her out with a "sorry mate we're very busy" type line and chucked the photos away. I could hardly offer her them for old times sake.
To the OP, how flippin close were you to be able to read the time and date stamp on the video..?? (perv!).
Quick thinking there, I like it. You should've taken some crisps or popcorn out with you.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff