30th Birthday Present?
30th Birthday Present?
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Lord Pikey

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3,258 posts

244 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Good Evening All.

I'm completely flummoxed on what to get a friend who turns 30 on Saturday.

She is a single female, lives at home, doesn't really have a specific hobby or anything that could make this easy. Im looking for a present she will keep, not some random tat.

Upto £50 that can be delivered online by Saturday.

Oh, and she is a recently converted lesbian back to the joys of the male chicken if that makes this a little more fun smile

Hit me

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 26th October 19:00

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Vibrator...

Obviously...

Fleegle

16,710 posts

205 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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sports bra

catso

16,423 posts

296 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Planet Claire

3,418 posts

238 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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How about a silver photo frame. You can get some nice ones from John Lewis.

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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catso said:
Step 1. Make a hole in the box

Step 2. Put your dii-iick in the boo-oxxx

hehe

Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
Good Evening All.

I'm completely flummoxed on what to get a friend who turns 30 on Saturday.

She is a single female, lives at home, doesn't really have a specific hobby or anything that could make this easy. Im looking for a present she will keep, not some random tat.

Upto £50 that can be delivered online by Saturday.

Oh, and she is a recently converted lesbian back to the joys of the male chicken if that makes this a little more fun smile

Hit me

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 26th October 19:00
Wraps self up in brown paper & sticks stamp on wink

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

215 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Give her a pearl necklace.whistle

whirligig

941 posts

224 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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http://www.jomalone.co.uk/site.nsf/shop/productspa...

Jo Malone candle - gorgeously wrapped too, and not as personal as say, perfume.

sneijder

5,231 posts

263 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Completely transparent desparado said:
Good Evening All.

I'm completely flummoxed on what to get a friend who turns 30 on Saturday.

Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Worst 'I fancy a bird' post ever.





Sorry if this is a bit snide, I'm just trying to learn how to quote after gawd knows how long on PH.

Lord Pikey

Original Poster:

3,258 posts

244 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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sneijder said:
Completely transparent desparado said:
Good Evening All.

I'm completely flummoxed on what to get a friend who turns 30 on Saturday.

Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Worst 'I fancy a bird' post ever.


Sorry if this is a bit snide, I'm just trying to learn how to quote after gawd knows how long on PH.
Couldn't be further from the truth sneijder! My eyes are fully functional so this could never happen smile

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 26th October 19:21

Jasandjules

72,590 posts

258 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Go to BodyShop, buy a basket. Job done.

Herbie58

1,705 posts

219 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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whirligig said:
http://www.jomalone.co.uk/site.nsf/shop/productspa...

Jo Malone candle - gorgeously wrapped too, and not as personal as
say, perfume.
Yup, this is good. Will last forever and ever too. Much coveted by many women (if she is a flowers and candles kind of girl)

ellroy

7,835 posts

254 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
sneijder said:
Completely transparent desparado said:
Good Evening All.

I'm completely flummoxed on what to get a friend who turns 30 on Saturday.

Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Worst 'I fancy a bird' post ever.


Sorry if this is a bit snide, I'm just trying to learn how to quote after gawd knows how long on PH.
Couldn't be further from the truth sneijder! My eyes are fully functional so this could never happen smile

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 26th October 19:21
A mask then?

pad58

12,549 posts

210 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Half a saltmarsh lamb for the freezer.

trooperiziz

9,457 posts

281 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
Good Evening All.

I'm completely flummoxed on what to get a friend who turns 30 on Saturday.

She is a single female, lives at home, doesn't really have a specific hobby or anything that could make this easy. Im looking for a present she will keep, not some random tat.

Upto £50 that can be delivered online by Saturday.

Oh, and she is a recently converted lesbian back to the joys of the male chicken if that makes this a little more fun smile

Hit me

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 26th October 19:00
A cat.

bint

4,664 posts

253 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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pad58 said:
Half a saltmarsh lamb for the freezer.
Nice idea for MOH for Christmas! First need to buy a chest freezer too though....

Lefty Guns

21,306 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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anonymous said:
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rofl

Lefty Guns

21,306 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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And I can't believe that not one PH-er has suggested a winged horse of chav tat yet...

davido140

9,616 posts

255 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
And I can't believe that not one PH-er has suggested a winged horse of chav tat yet...
to be fair, they make a good door stop...

something she will treasure? get a nice watch, will cost more than £50 though.

something she will use? Get a useful kitchen appliance/gadget/tool

something that will get you laid? shiny shiny jewellery maybe? will have to step up a notch from £50 unless she likes elisabeth duke...

something you will want to play with? SPEEDBOAT http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/stealth-speed-boat/... or maybe Nerf Guns ??

of course, all that is bull crap, you need to do dick in a box as has already been suggested to welcome her back to the world of pork swords!



Edited by davido140 on Tuesday 27th October 08:53