Things That Have Mostly ****ed Me Off Recently

[pushthebutton]

I'm getting older and the list is getting longer. I need to get it off my chest:

1) Waking up to find no milk on the fridge this morning.

2) Just got back from the supermarket. Forgot to buy milk. Ars3!

3) fking mailbox full of crap this morning addressed "To The Occupier" and not one normal letter. fk off!

4) First Direct 30-page documents notifying changes to my account. I pay money in and I take money out. Those are the only Terms & Conditions I'm interested in. Stop sending me letters! I've already asked for no paper correspondence! fk off!

5) fking parent-toddler parking spaces. They're everywhere. Most of the heffers I see parking in them would benefit from a little fking walk across the car park!

6) Disabled parking spaces. Sorry, but they can't be proportionally representative!

7) My neighbour. No job, £900 a month rent. How? Shouting and screaming all day and night. She decorates the place with twigs and claims to be an interior designer. Really! fk off!

8) Downstairs flat this morning. Shouting and screaming in a language I don't understand! Why? ps off!

9) Their, there, they're. Its, it's, it is. Two, too, to. Your, yours, you're.... LEARN IT!

10) This country moving at the pace of the slowest fking person!

11) Other peoples relationships. Couldn't give a st!

12) Women saying "he's afraid of commitment." bks! We just don't want to. Something better may well come along.

13) The ever increasing attempts to feminize men! STOP! I don't have feelings, I don't want to talk about them and right now all I'm thinking about is my next meal.

Anyway, that's my last two days.

Thanks.

[jammiedodger26]

Calm down...it's just a commercial!

[Marf]

pushthebutton said:

I'm getting older and the list is getting longer. I need to get it off my chest:

1) Waking up to find no milk on the fridge this morning.

2) Just got back from the supermarket. Forgot to buy milk. Ars3!

3) fking mailbox full of crap this morning addressed "To The Occupier" and not one normal letter. fk off!

4) First Direct 30-page documents notifying changes to my account. I pay money in and I take money out. Those are the only Terms & Conditions I'm interested in. Stop sending me letters! I've already asked for no paper correspondence! fk off!

5) fking parent-toddler parking spaces. They're everywhere. Most of the heffers I see parking in them would benefit from a little fking walk across the car park!

6) Disabled parking spaces. Sorry, but they can't be proportionally representative!

7) My neighbour. No job, £900 a month rent. How? Shouting and screaming all day and night. She decorates the place with twigs and claims to be an interior designer. Really! fk off!

8) Downstairs flat this morning. Shouting and screaming in a language I don't understand! Why? ps off!

9) Their, there, they're. Its, it's, it is. Two, too, to. Your, yours, you're.... LEARN IT!

10) This country moving at the pace of the slowest fking person!

11) Other peoples relationships. Couldn't give a st!

12) Women saying "he's afraid of commitment." bks! We just don't want to. Something better may well come along.

13) The ever increasing attempts to feminize men! STOP! [n]I don't have feelings[/b], I don't want to talk about them and right now all I'm thinking about is my next meal.

Anyway, that's my last two days.

Thanks.

Zo you are not feelink angry? How long have you not had zis feelink?

[Nicol@]

7/10

A good variety of moans.

[soad]

I enjoyed reading that, decent rant.

[sleep envy]

pushthebutton said:

8) Downstairs flat this morning. Shouting and screaming in a language I don't understand! Why? ps off!

if they were arguing in a language you can understand would that make any difference?

or do you think language classes are a worth while investment of your time?

you could then only have a dozen annoyances

HTH

[Emsman]

Chap, if that's all you have to worry about, you are a very lucky man.

Perhaps another one for the list:

I get so stressed about such pathetically small details and events, I am stressed about the early onset of a heart attack

[pushthebutton]

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

14) Finding there is another mutha fking stupid arsed thread going on things that fk you off.

Pssst: Lookey here





edited to add:
15) fking stupid PH advertisements advertising nothing you want, fking your replies up...

Edited by Paddy_N_Murphy on Wednesday 28th October 16:13

I noticed that just after submitting. I tried to delete my post and add it to the bottom. Admittedly, there wasn't a huge flashing 'DELETE' button right in front of me so I gave up!

[Nicol@]

Emsman said:

I get so stressed about such pathetically small details and events, I am stressed about the early onset of a heart attack

Please stop stressing we like you alive and posting here.

[mat13]

fking eejits in audis sitting 5' off my back bumper with full beam on for 20 mins on the motorway last night, so tempting just to sla the brakes on

[Neil_H]

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[Los Palmas 7]

Emsman said:

I get so stressed about such pathetically small details and events, I am stressed about the early onset of a heart attack

Just don't set fire to yourself again.

[sleep envy]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Emsman said:

I get so stressed about such pathetically small details and events, I am stressed about the early onset of a heart attack

Just don't set fire to yourself again.

I'll drink to that

[Emsman]

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Emsman said:

I get so stressed about such pathetically small details and events, I am stressed about the early onset of a heart attack

Just don't set fire to yourself again.

I'll drink to that

Sorry chaps, was merely stating that if you can honestly get stressed by not having any milk, you ain't stressed.

End of.

[crofty1984]

It's like George Carlin never died.

[groucho]

Things that piss me off...

on the phone...

I don't want a fuel card
I don't want any inscribed pens
I don't want any (enter any building material here)
I DON'T want to be asked if I want to be on the first page of Google
I don't want a new mobile contract etc ad infintum.

UNLESS I ASK.

I don't go about calling people up asking if they want their roof done.

[pushthebutton]

Emsman said:

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Emsman said:

I get so stressed about such pathetically small details and events, I am stressed about the early onset of a heart attack

Just don't set fire to yourself again.

I'll drink to that

Sorry chaps, was merely stating that if you can honestly get stressed by not having any milk, you ain't stressed.

End of.

It's ok. I just went back to get some milk

[Mattygooner]

People asking for charity in a pub....

you can have 20, but you have to get the beers in.

[bazking69]

Apart from that, are you having a good day?

[J5]

mat13 said:

fking eejits in audis sitting 5' off my back bumper with full beam on for 20 mins on the motorway last night, so tempting just to sla the brakes on

20 minutes?
In 20 minutes you couldn't think of a solution to this issue?
Sure you should be driving?