Blamed because she doesn't wear a watch.

[TotalControl]

Talking to my missus earlier and the following conversation came up.

Her: I'll see you at 7.30 - 8 ish. Didn't realise what time it was.
Me: So how could you not realise what the time is?
Her: I don't wear a watch anymore. It doesn't help that the only thing I have that tells the time is my phone.
Me: So why dont you use your phone to look at the time.
Her: Because I have it by my ear when I'm on the phone to you.
Me: Thinks *What the eff? I'm not always on the phone to you! How does that make sense?*
Me: But you used to wear a watch? How comes you don't anymore?
Her: I just don't. Coming to think of it, it's your fault I don't wear a watch anymore.
Me: How does it make that my fault?
Her: Because you don't wear a watch!
Me: WHAT. THE. fk.

Now let me give you a bit of a background on this. I don't wear watches. I hate the things on my wrist just like I hate jewellery. The only thing I would ever wear is my wedding ring. If I want to tell the time I can just look on my phone. Or on my computer screen when my phone is not with me. Or check on the sky programme banner. Or have a look at the clock in the car. I have never really worn a watch since I was 16 when I broke my £10 Casio playing football in the school quads one lunchtime just before my GCSE's.

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2. But for her to use this as an excuse has me baffled. Just thought I'd share.

[TEKNOPUG]

TotalControl said:

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2.

You aren't friends anymore?

[RobCrezz]

TEKNOPUG said:

TotalControl said:

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2.

You aren't friends anymore?

Would you be friends with someone who couldn't keep time?

[MikeCR]

TEKNOPUG said:

TotalControl said:

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2.

You aren't friends anymore?

Friendship terminated @ 16:43

[Jasandjules]

Sorry, but you have just realised the rules?

No matter what, YOU are at fault.

Even if nothing to do with you, it's your fault. That is just how it works in the world.

[jeff m]

Get a mistress with a watch

[Pesty]

You expect logic from a woman?

interesting

[sday12]

TotalControl said:

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2.

Did you want to bone her all the time when you were friends?

[Justayellowbadge]

Do not even contemplate trying to understand the Mental.

That way lies madness, young one.

[MikeCR]

sday12 said:

TotalControl said:

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2.

Did you want to bone her all the time when you were friends?

Cunning

[Duke Thrust]

Buy her flowers, if you're really sure you're in the right then you'd better buy her chocolates as well.

[TotalControl]

sday12 said:

TotalControl said:

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2.

Did you want to bone her all the time when you were friends?

I see what you did there.
























Yes.

[TotalControl]

Duke Thrust said:

Buy her flowers, if you're really sure you're in the right then you'd better buy her chocolates as well.

Maybe.
I might have to take her on a holiday too.

[Bing o]

The Mental.

[TotalControl]

Justayellowbadge said:

Do not even contemplate trying to understand the Mental.

That way lies madness, young one.

So rightly said.

[sday12]

TotalControl said:

sday12 said:

TotalControl said:

I have known my missus for 7 years now. We were very good friends for the first 5 years and have been together for the last 2.

Did you want to bone her all the time when you were friends?

I see what you did there.


Yes

And it took you 5 years?

Are you making up for lost time now?

Edited by sday12 on Wednesday 28th October 16:51

[adam85]

Gotta be Jap Flag Week/Month/Year

[Neil_H]

Do not try to understand female logic, it is not logic as we know it. It is Woman Logic® and the natural conclusion to all Woman Logic® is that men are to blame for everything. No exceptions.

[TotalControl]

It doesn't help that she's a psychologist. So tries it with a 'I know what I'm talking about' voice.

[Nolar Dog]

How the fk can you not wear a watch?

You don't know what you're missing.

I always wear one. That way I know how fashionably late I am.