Oh good, the Jedi's are recruiting
Discussion
At last, a person less fortunate than me!!
Stony Stratford high street, 4.45pm
Excuse me sir, can I give you a leaflet?
Erm, ha ha, no thanks
Are you aware the Jedi faith is one of the fastest growing religions at the moment?
Where? Mental hospitals
No. No. We are a genuine religion. We seek to...
I'm going to have to stop you fella. Jeremy Beadle is dead
'leave it o b1, he may be from the dark side.
What the f
k is that? Has chewy had a shave?
That is our princess Leah.
She looks more like Ram man from masters of the universe
But, we are here to protect you and the youngling (wtf?) from the master
Er, isn't that dr who
No, have you not seen the films?
I have. And very entertaining they were too. I think it's a dubious case for a religion though. You have to admit it is a little flimsy.
Not at all. You have to remember 'a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away'
By now, in truth, I would have walked away, but since a/. He didn't smell of glue b/. He wasn't large enough to be threatening and c/. It's been ages since I met someone less fortunate than me.
So....
How about: in a studio far far away, George Lucas made a film, and made himself very rich.
Actually, my light saber is signed by George Lucas
Your light saber?
Yes, it is the Jedi weapon
Wow, a genuine light saber. Let me have a look
A Jedi will never use his side arm unless threathened
I see...................give me a look at your light saber or I will punch you in the face very hard indeed
My Jedi mind tricks know you are bluffing
I see. Are you aware that your 'princess' is actually wearing ear muffs, in order to resemble carrie fisher?
So, do you want the leaflet?
Erm, your missus is wearing ear muffs and what appears to be my deceased grandmothers nightdress.
You appear to be borderline mental, possibly escaped, and believe that you have a light sabre and able to use mind tricks? What to you think?
Yeah, but our god is yoda as he is the Jedi master
No, he is a muppet
Don't speak of our god in such a way
No mate- i mean he really is a muppet- like jim Henson and a couple of sticks
I'm afraid I then got picked up by mrs emsman and emsman jnr who looked a little worried
I'm so happy with today
And I hope they don't stay in stony too long tonight-it's not the best of places to be recruiting after dark
Stony Stratford high street, 4.45pm
Excuse me sir, can I give you a leaflet?
Erm, ha ha, no thanks
Are you aware the Jedi faith is one of the fastest growing religions at the moment?
Where? Mental hospitals
No. No. We are a genuine religion. We seek to...
I'm going to have to stop you fella. Jeremy Beadle is dead
'leave it o b1, he may be from the dark side.
What the f
k is that? Has chewy had a shave?That is our princess Leah.
She looks more like Ram man from masters of the universe
But, we are here to protect you and the youngling (wtf?) from the master
Er, isn't that dr who
No, have you not seen the films?
I have. And very entertaining they were too. I think it's a dubious case for a religion though. You have to admit it is a little flimsy.
Not at all. You have to remember 'a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away'
By now, in truth, I would have walked away, but since a/. He didn't smell of glue b/. He wasn't large enough to be threatening and c/. It's been ages since I met someone less fortunate than me.
So....
How about: in a studio far far away, George Lucas made a film, and made himself very rich.
Actually, my light saber is signed by George Lucas
Your light saber?
Yes, it is the Jedi weapon
Wow, a genuine light saber. Let me have a look
A Jedi will never use his side arm unless threathened
I see...................give me a look at your light saber or I will punch you in the face very hard indeed
My Jedi mind tricks know you are bluffing
I see. Are you aware that your 'princess' is actually wearing ear muffs, in order to resemble carrie fisher?
So, do you want the leaflet?
Erm, your missus is wearing ear muffs and what appears to be my deceased grandmothers nightdress.
You appear to be borderline mental, possibly escaped, and believe that you have a light sabre and able to use mind tricks? What to you think?
Yeah, but our god is yoda as he is the Jedi master
No, he is a muppet
Don't speak of our god in such a way
No mate- i mean he really is a muppet- like jim Henson and a couple of sticks
I'm afraid I then got picked up by mrs emsman and emsman jnr who looked a little worried
I'm so happy with today
And I hope they don't stay in stony too long tonight-it's not the best of places to be recruiting after dark
MATT427 said:
OnTheOverrun said:
Emsman said:
They actually believed in what they were saying.
So do christians/muslims/jews. At least most of us have actually seen Yoda. . . . . . . 
-No, its not
Most of us may have seen Yoda, but on screen or as an action figure
So, going by that logic, I give you:
a) Jesus of Nazareth
b) The last temptation of christ
c) etc..............
So, your imaginary friend/religion is no more real than everyone elses I'm afraid!
(is there a film about Buddha?)
Edited by AngryApples on Thursday 29th October 21:22
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