Too drunk....

[Technonotice]

Not quite you fking prick.

I'm going to spend more money than you make in a week you .



In all honesty I had barely even got started.

ETA

/waits for piss taking remarks from the cliquey brigade.

Edited by Technonotice on Wednesday 4th November 06:34

[AndrewW-G]

Erm, any chance you could elaborate

[Shay HTFC]

Bouncers can be tts, eh!

[IforB]

???

[tossbag]

Technonotice said:

Not quite you fking prick.

I'm going to spend more money than you make in a week you .

You would have to spend at least £1000 to spend more than a doormen at our clubs would earn in a week.
Pro tip: Doorstaff sometimes use the 'you've had enough' rule if they don't like the look of you and / or your mates.

[Mobile Chicane]

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity isn't one of them.

[Technonotice]

Some prick doorman decided I was too drunk attend some loss making club night.

At least the doormen I used to employ still have a fking job.

/annoyed promoter

[okgo]

tossbag said:

Technonotice said:

Not quite you fking prick.

I'm going to spend more money than you make in a week you .

You would have to spend at least £1000 to spend more than a doormen at our clubs would earn in a week.
Pro tip: Doorstaff sometimes use the 'you've had enough' rule if they don't like the look of you and / or your mates.

Yup, for that reason I don't go out with any of my mates from Salford.

Anyway, what you doing clubbing on a tuesday!!!

[Technonotice]

okgo said:

tossbag said:

Technonotice said:

Not quite you fking prick.

I'm going to spend more money than you make in a week you .

You would have to spend at least £1000 to spend more than a doormen at our clubs would earn in a week.
Pro tip: Doorstaff sometimes use the 'you've had enough' rule if they don't like the look of you and / or your mates.

Yup, for that reason I don't go out with any of my mates from Salford.

Anyway, what you doing clubbing on a tuesday!!!

Some ste D&B night in Kingston actually.

[okgo]

Technonotice said:

okgo said:

tossbag said:

Technonotice said:

Not quite you fking prick.

I'm going to spend more money than you make in a week you .

You would have to spend at least £1000 to spend more than a doormen at our clubs would earn in a week.
Pro tip: Doorstaff sometimes use the 'you've had enough' rule if they don't like the look of you and / or your mates.

Yup, for that reason I don't go out with any of my mates from Salford.

Anyway, what you doing clubbing on a tuesday!!!

Some ste D&B night in Kingston actually.

lol, please tell me where?

Kingston has the worst bouncers of anywhere.

[eharding]

Technonotice said:

Some prick doorman decided I was too drunk attend some loss making club night.

At least the doormen I used to employ still have a fking job.

/annoyed promoter

We can settle this very quickly.

Ask the question, to which the answer is "as much as a wood-chuck could chuck"

If you have to use the <delete> key more than twice, you're not going in there with those shoes on, pal.

[Technonotice]

okgo said:

Technonotice said:

okgo said:

tossbag said:

Technonotice said:

Not quite you fking prick.

I'm going to spend more money than you make in a week you .

You would have to spend at least £1000 to spend more than a doormen at our clubs would earn in a week.
Pro tip: Doorstaff sometimes use the 'you've had enough' rule if they don't like the look of you and / or your mates.

Yup, for that reason I don't go out with any of my mates from Salford.

Anyway, what you doing clubbing on a tuesday!!!

Some ste D&B night in Kingston actually.

lol, please tell me where?

Kingston has the worst bouncers of anywhere.

Mslutskies I think.

I think they did me a favour tbh.

[okgo]

I tired to get in there the other night, got turned away.

Went to that place under the bridge that used to be Essence, then got thrown out when I stated "no private booth is worth £800 in this fking town, let alone a wk pit under a bridge" I am banned now.

[DangerousMike]

here I am working, and you're out not enjoying yourself.

[tossbag]

Drum and Bass night on a Tuesday.
Hmmmmmmmmm, you got the good end of the deal methinks!

[Technonotice]

okgo said:

I tired to get in there the other night, got turned away.

Went to that place under the bridge that used to be Essence, then got thrown out when I stated "no private booth is worth £800 in this fking town, let alone a wk pit under a bridge" I am banned now.

I dunno, Kingston's a bit hit and miss. Mainly miss tbh, I tend to avoid the place on the whole but go out for a few beers on the odd occasion.

I much prefer things like this:

http://www.ilovetechno.be/#/home

[Steve748]

I'm not surprised they wouldn't let you in judging by this footage of you earlier in the evening...

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/mp/6373537/dr...

[mccarn]

Some bouncers can be tts..

On a whole though, they're generally okay..

[Famous Graham]

And there's never any point arguing I've never, ever seen one change their mind.

(Not against me, mind, I don't think I've ever been refused - just see a lot of it when out having a ciggy)

[uncinqsix]

Did you go to a party?
Did you dance all night?
How many beers did you have? 16?
Did you start a fight?

Sound like you're jaded
You're out of luck.
Just be careful while rolling down the stairs.