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Alex97 said:
"XXXXX is having a great night out!"
So great you had time to tell us.....
The iphone is going to ruin so many lives. Sad Sad Sad people posting on FB from their phones. So great you had time to tell us.....
I am in the process of removing as many of my so called Freinds ;-) as possible. It is good for chatting in groups about trips away etc but the status updates can be rather offending and extremely tedious.
The worst is the txt talk as well, bunch of chavy b
ds. T89 Callan said:
It's only good when your mate uses your computer and forgets to log out, then you can send a heartfelt message from him to his freinds about coming to terms with his sexuality....
Friend noticed her m8 at college did not log out, seems he is in charge of the student union, somehow his sexuality changed to gay and became a fan of stonewall and other gay lovers.. took him a week to notice 
North West Tom said:
So if you're gay, and your mate 'hacks' your facebook, would your mate put something like "Im perfectly straight and I love women"?
No way!Be more along the lines of
"Dear friends, thank you for your support at the time of me coming out and finally being honest with myself, but now I find myself in the deepest doodoo because my live in lover has taken videos of me tickling the cats arse with the end of my cheddar demon while wearing latex gloves and head banging to Barry Manilow"
Edited by Jag-D on Wednesday 4th November 08:58
From a lad I went to primary and secondary school with. He was quite a bright lad but got in with a complete drongo in the 4th year who introduced him to LSD
"Were tight venomous bite swim wiv sharks float cos were light ignite my super sight the plight will see us through the night..."
He added me as a friend yesterday so I had a look what was on his 'wall' - I've not accepted.
"Were tight venomous bite swim wiv sharks float cos were light ignite my super sight the plight will see us through the night..."
He added me as a friend yesterday so I had a look what was on his 'wall' - I've not accepted.
vz-r_dave said:
Alex97 said:
"XXXXX is having a great night out!"
So great you had time to tell us.....
The iphone is going to ruin so many lives. Sad Sad Sad people posting on FB from their phones. So great you had time to tell us.....
I am in the process of removing as many of my so called Freinds ;-) as possible. It is good for chatting in groups about trips away etc but the status updates can be rather offending and extremely tedious.
The worst is the txt talk as well, bunch of chavy b
ds. It could be a "facebook rape." As a student this happens to me about 4 times a day. The best one yet has been
"It's so hard living away from home with strangers, all I want is to go home so I can see my Mum and she can read me stories before bed. I miss home so much, I love you Mum and Dad. xxx"
I retaliated by ringing my mate's sister up and telling her that my mate had got wasted on a night out and gone home with a gay guy but had got kicked out of bed because he didn't know what to do.
You should have heard the phone call from his Mum. fking hilarious. 
"It's so hard living away from home with strangers, all I want is to go home so I can see my Mum and she can read me stories before bed. I miss home so much, I love you Mum and Dad. xxx"
I retaliated by ringing my mate's sister up and telling her that my mate had got wasted on a night out and gone home with a gay guy but had got kicked out of bed because he didn't know what to do.
You should have heard the phone call from his Mum. f
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