I wish i knew what my cat was saying

[Marcia]

He is a chatty cat to start with,but over this last week he's talking more and more,like know he's been meowing all morning end everytime i answer him he yowls more,i just wish i knew what he was saying to me.

[philthy]

We used to have two ginger/white toms, brothers. Neither was particularly vocal, until one died, then the other never shut up?

[paulmurr]

From experience, it's probably "I'M HUNGRY"...

[thetapeworm]

1. Food please

2. Let me out

3. I have an itch I can't get to, I will pretend to like you so you can scratch it for me

[Mc lovin]

I've just crimped one out under your bed, enjoy!

[fivesixseven8]

Does the cat go out? He may be bringing you dead things and trying to tell you. One of ours will leave her kills on the door step but then come in and announce it.

[Cara van man]

Mc lovin said:

I've just crimped one out under your bed, enjoy!

Our cat did that. I was furious as it had fking well crapped on one of my Autosport mags.

Luckily it missed the porn stash.

[whitechief]

You need a Meowlingual

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3074...

[captainzep]

"Meoowww...rawrrrr...Try to leave the house just once...Meeoowwrrr...take up a hobby...maaawww...join the library or something at least..."

[Marcia]

Nope.he's not hungry,got a full bowl of food downstairs,he's got a catflap,so can go out whenever he pleases.He's just walking around the house meowing constantly.

[Cara van man]

captainzep said:

"Meoowww...rawrrrr...Try to leave the house just once...Meeoowwrrr...take up a hobby...maaawww...join the library or something at least..."

[Marcia]

whitechief said:

You need a Meowlingual

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3074...

I want one!

[Conian]

he's probably warning you not to go off with strangers, or to tell your mummy if you're going to a pal's house to play so that she knows where you are, or possibly letting you know what to do if someone falls in water.

I assume your cat is called Charlie and sounds suspiciously like Kenny Everett.

[DrTre]

Cara van man said:

Mc lovin said:

I've just crimped one out under your bed, enjoy!

Our cat did that. I was furious as it had fking well crapped on one of my Autosport mags.

Luckily it missed the porn stash.

Paperback porn? How quaint. Must be like perusing papyrus...mind you, that's nothing to do with its age.

[lazyitus]

Cara van man said:

Mc lovin said:

I've just crimped one out under your bed, enjoy!

Our cat did that. I was furious as it had fking well crapped on one of my Autosport mags.

On a picture of kitty litter ?

[Marcia]

captainzep said:

"Meoowww...rawrrrr...Try to leave the house just once...Meeoowwrrr...take up a hobby...maaawww...join the library or something at least..."

What are you trying to say ,and i joined the library years ago

[Vipers]

I have this owner, and as much as I meow to him, he has absolutely no idea what I am saying,!

[Dolf]

Marcia said:

Nope.he's not hungry,got a full bowl of food downstairs,he's got a catflap,so can go out whenever he pleases.He's just walking around the house meowing constantly.

Sore paws?

[Murray993]

Is this a real topic for discussion? Mods could you move it to "Sad and Lonely" please.

[captainzep]

Marcia said:

captainzep said:

"Meoowww...rawrrrr...Try to leave the house just once...Meeoowwrrr...take up a hobby...maaawww...join the library or something at least..."

What are you trying to say ,and i joined the library years ago

Sorry.

It was either an unkind and unjustified 'mad social phobic cat lady' jibe or developing a double meaning for 'my cat' -which was just too smutty on such a crisp November morning.