In order to redress the balance...

[Los Palmas 7]

Earlier today, I donned my dirty trousers and performed an oil and filter change on the car (every ten years, whether it needs it or not).

Not once, whilst underneath the car hammering a screwdriver through the old filter, did my mind wander to thoughts of big rugby players, WWF "wrestlers" or "ripped" rap stars and their gym attendance. Nor did I ponder about which compact umbrella would best suit my needs.

I may round off the day with a kebab later. And possibly piss in the kettle.



That's better.

[G_T]

Servicing your boyfriends car eh?

[illmonkey]

You've been thinking about them enough to start a post saying you weren't thinking about them.

[AndrewW-G]

Donner, Kofte, Shawarma, Shish, Iskender, Kalimi or Chelow ?

[Justayellowbadge]

You go girl.

Like the wig.

[davemac250]

Lets face it, that opening post was never going to go down well.

To properly redress the balance a gratuitous boob shot would have been much better and probably well received.

[Los Palmas 7]

Funny fkers.

[Los Palmas 7]

davemac250 said:

To properly redress the balance a gratuitous boob shot would have been much better and probably well received.

You want to see my boobs?

You're worse than the rest of them.

[Neil_H]

Los Palmas 7 said:

hammering a screwdriver through the old filter

I bet you were, you filthy bh.

[davemac250]

Los Palmas 7 said:

davemac250 said:

To properly redress the balance a gratuitous boob shot would have been much better and probably well received.

You want to see my boobs?

You're worse than the rest of them.

I am aware of your boobs.

They tend to involve hidden cameras and ex-girlfriends.

As long as your lilly white isn't in shot, then yeah, why the hell not show them?

[HRG.]

I fear this will not go well...

[GekkoRules]

I agree with the poster who pointed out that by not thinking about them you felt you needed to start a thread about the very things that you weren't giving headspace.

Are you a retard or just not on top of your game today?

[DrTre]

GekkoRules said:

I agree with the poster who pointed out that by not thinking about them you felt you needed to start a thread about the very things that you weren't giving headspace.

Are you a retard or just not on top of your game today?

What do you mean "or just"?

[anonymous-user]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Earlier today, I donned my leather hat

[Killer2005]

davemac250 said:

Lets face it, that opening post was never going to go down well.

To properly redress the balance a gratuitous boob shot would have been much better and probably well received.

This is the best I can do without getting banned

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Los Palmas 7]

GekkoRules said:

I agree with the poster who pointed out that by not thinking about them you felt you needed to start a thread about the very things that you weren't giving headspace.

So, by deliberately not thinking about these things, but being forced to in order to poke fun at those who were, I am guilty by default of thinking about them by proxy, or something?

[GekkoRules]

Correct.

You probably started them all under other user names and this is a frantic attempt to keep them alive and at the forefront of people's minds because nobody has as yet posted a picture of a sweaty Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania XXIV tearing off his shirt. ( Which is your nirvana)

IMHO.

[Adam B]

further redressmentism here:

http://www.esquire.co.uk/

scroll down to the fantastic miss fox

[Los Palmas 7]

AndrewW-G said:

Donner, Kofte, Shawarma, Shish, Iskender, Kalimi or Chelow ?

There is only one. Donner. Chiili sauce, chilli peppers, all salad. Large chips.

[DrTre]

Los Palmas 7 said:

AndrewW-G said:

Donner, Kofte, Shawarma, Shish, Iskender, Kalimi or Chelow ?

There is only one. Donner. Chiili sauce, chilli peppers, all salad. Large chips.

Ya geet big whoopsie.