Noisy f***ers

[J500ANT]

"After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.st...

I think its normally called "putting up shelves"....

(Mods, I wasnt sure if this should be SPL, The Lounge, Homes etc so its here)

[wakster]

I suppose somebody has to fk her, better you than me though.

[J500ANT]

wakster said:

I suppose somebody has to fk her, better you than me though.

No thanks. I'd have made sure the pillow did the trick though

[Jasandjules]

Eeewww, people who look like that should not be permitted to reproduce......... OR attempt to.

[Cara Van Man]

Christ almighty.

Isn't there some sort of law against inbred retards fking each other?

[chimera40]

Jeeeeze, thats enough to put you off sex for life, and he did it ALL night, must be some seriously strong viagra going around. Thats just plain scary.

Neighbours not bad though. Might volunteer to pop round to hers to give them a taste of there own medicine, just purely in the vain of helping out of course

[SimonV8ster]

"I didn't understand where they were coming from"

She must be a bit new to all this sex lark..............

[J500ANT]

I'm surprised no-one has commented on the fact that a married couple in their 40s CAN have sex.

[Marf]

J500ANT said:

I'm surprised no-one has commented on the fact that a married couple in their 40s CAN have sex.

I think most people are trying to not picture those 40 year olds having sex.

[DAVEVO9]

Cara Van Man said:

Christ almighty.

Isn't there some sort of law against inbred retards fking each other?

I don't think they were.. He was probably arm wrestling her

[Burgmeister]

J500ANT said:

I'm surprised no-one has commented on the fact that a married couple in their 40s CAN have sex.

Im confident neither had sex before their 40's.

[MitchT]

"Rachel O'Connor said the sex sessions sounded "unnatural"
Well, the perpetrators look wholly unnatural!

[JamesM]

She's already put a pillow over her face, all that's needed now is:

[andy400]

Cara Van Man said:

Christ almighty.

Isn't there some sort of law against inbred retards fking each other?

Unfortunately not, that's why we've got a country full of inbed retards fking each other....

[J5]

andy400 said:

Cara Van Man said:

Christ almighty.

Isn't there some sort of law against inbred retards fking each other?

Unfortunately not, that's why we've got a country full of inbed retards fking each other....

Then they get paid for their offspring too - hooray!

[davido140]

I reeeeeeally hope this recording makes it's way onto the Internet so we can all have a good

having posted that I'm just pre-empting the EFA changing rofl to fap...

fill yer boots!

Edited by davido140 on Tuesday 10th November 09:26

[Flat_Steve]

JamesM said:

She's already put a pillow over her face, all that's needed now is:

Tell us then, we're on tenterhooks!

Edited by Flat_Steve on Tuesday 10th November 12:42

[sleep envy]

Mrs Cartwright said:

I didn't understand where they were coming from

judging from the photo I'm surprised either of them were coming at all

[J500ANT]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8352729.st...


"We are in no doubt whatsoever about the level of noise that can be heard in neighbouring properties, in the street and in the back lane."
Recorder Jeremy Freedman, Newcastle Crown Court.

No mention of her back door though.

[bazking69]

Two mongs don't make it right...