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pejay

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245 posts

212 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD69C0y6_J0&fea...

As you would expect, the world's tallest fountain is in Dubai. As you would expect, it's next to the world's tallest building. And as you would expect, it's as naff as everything else in there.

The Dubai Fountain—which was recently finished by the Burj Dubai—can reach 492 feet up in the air.

It was built for $217 million by WET Design, which is the same company that created the one at the Bellagio Hotel, in Las Vegas. The 900-foot long water show uses 6,600 lights, 50 colored projectors, and hundreds of servos, all computer controlled and synchronized with music to offer some of the most sophisticated water entertainment since Zeus decided to impregnate Danaë.


That's some fairly impressive squirting action!

Getragdogleg

10,220 posts

212 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Hmmm, The ultimate squirting machine ?


Niiice.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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More here ----->

Edited by mybrainhurts on Tuesday 10th November 01:56

6655321

73,668 posts

284 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Naff? Naff? If only the British government could do things as successfully as the UAE lot. maybe the Millenium Dome wouldn't have been such a carbuncle?

pejay

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245 posts

212 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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I wonder if it does other songs!

*requests the hokey cokey*

Edited by pejay on Tuesday 10th November 00:00

Papoo

3,975 posts

227 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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6655321 said:
Naff? Naff? If only the British government could do things as successfully as the UAE lot. maybe the Millenium Dome wouldn't have been such a carbuncle?
Whatever do you mean?! :wink:

That pseudo-perma-tent is testament to the Labour government!

hidetheelephants

35,839 posts

222 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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6655321 said:
Naff? Naff? If only the British government could do things as successfully as the UAE lot. maybe the Millenium Dome wouldn't have been such a carbuncle?
What measure of success are you using; the ability to spooge teeth-itchingly large wodges of cash on things like this, where the pointlessness is only exceeded by the tastelessness? On balance, I'd rather have something useful, like a Severn barrier or a pair of equipped aircraft carriers, rather than an ugly tall building whose sole purpose is to enable crown prince whotsit to get his jollies.

But you're right; the currrent iteration of HM government is indeed crap.

Papoo

3,975 posts

227 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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hidetheelephants said:
6655321 said:
I'd rather have a pair of equipped aircraft carriers.
Of course, the government will ensure that this will be a hitch-free process.

6655321

73,668 posts

284 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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hidetheelephants said:
6655321 said:
Naff? Naff? If only the British government could do things as successfully as the UAE lot. maybe the Millenium Dome wouldn't have been such a carbuncle?
What measure of success are you using; the ability to spooge teeth-itchingly large wodges of cash on things like this, where the pointlessness is only exceeded by the tastelessness? On balance, I'd rather have something useful, like a Severn barrier or a pair of equipped aircraft carriers, rather than an ugly tall building whose sole purpose is to enable crown prince whotsit to get his jollies.

But you're right; the currrent iteration of HM government is indeed crap.
Success.. They do build the biggest building. They have built islands off the coast. They have built huge marinas. They are planning so they have an infrastructure when the oil money goes. I worked in the UAE for 5 years. Trust me, the Arabs there certainly have vision.

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

206 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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6655321 said:
hidetheelephants said:
6655321 said:
Naff? Naff? If only the British government could do things as successfully as the UAE lot. maybe the Millenium Dome wouldn't have been such a carbuncle?
What measure of success are you using; the ability to spooge teeth-itchingly large wodges of cash on things like this, where the pointlessness is only exceeded by the tastelessness? On balance, I'd rather have something useful, like a Severn barrier or a pair of equipped aircraft carriers, rather than an ugly tall building whose sole purpose is to enable crown prince whotsit to get his jollies.

But you're right; the currrent iteration of HM government is indeed crap.
Success.. They do build the biggest building. They have built islands off the coast. They have built huge marinas. They are planning so they have an infrastructure when the oil money goes. I worked in the UAE for 5 years. Trust me, the Arabs there certainly have vision.
Well, pretty much everyone else does the designing and building for them, but they are very skilled at writing cheques thanks to OPEC constantly forcing the price of their only export up. So at least every time you fill up you contribute a little to these willy-waving projects. wink

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

240 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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Willy waving aside as an art installation it sure has some imagination... and engineering behind it.

All credit to the designers and installers.


6655321

73,668 posts

284 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
6655321 said:
hidetheelephants said:
6655321 said:
Naff? Naff? If only the British government could do things as successfully as the UAE lot. maybe the Millenium Dome wouldn't have been such a carbuncle?
What measure of success are you using; the ability to spooge teeth-itchingly large wodges of cash on things like this, where the pointlessness is only exceeded by the tastelessness? On balance, I'd rather have something useful, like a Severn barrier or a pair of equipped aircraft carriers, rather than an ugly tall building whose sole purpose is to enable crown prince whotsit to get his jollies.

But you're right; the currrent iteration of HM government is indeed crap.
Success.. They do build the biggest building. They have built islands off the coast. They have built huge marinas. They are planning so they have an infrastructure when the oil money goes. I worked in the UAE for 5 years. Trust me, the Arabs there certainly have vision.
Well, pretty much everyone else does the designing and building for them, but they are very skilled at writing cheques thanks to OPEC constantly forcing the price of their only export up. So at least every time you fill up you contribute a little to these willy-waving projects. wink
They still get done.

North West Tom

11,714 posts

206 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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Beautiful cloud9

hidetheelephants

35,839 posts

222 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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Hmm, I've had another look and it still does nothing for me; impressive engineering for sure, but watching it just makes me want to take a piss...

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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My sense of disappointment upon opening this thread is almost unbearable.

davido140

9,616 posts

255 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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Rubbish..

now these are some serious fountains!!




sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
My sense of disappointment upon opening this thread is almost unbearable.
you gushing fool

WorAl

10,877 posts

217 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
My sense of disappointment upon opening this thread is almost unbearable.
Quite

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

278 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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North West Tom said:
Beautiful cloud9
Talking of which, from the same link.

Andrea Bocelli & Sarah Brightman - Time To Say Goodbye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JLkIOnq04&fea...

Galileo

3,147 posts

247 months

Tuesday 10th November 2009
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An incredible piece of engineering. cool.