Ah, it's moments like this that make it all worthwhile

[srebbe64]

I had agreed to pick someone up last night - from near the town centre. As such, parked my car in the agreed place and patiently waited. A few minutes later a tribe of loud and foulmouthed kids (late teens early twenties I'm guessing) went spitting past in an aroma of special brew and vodka cocktail. One of these, barely coherent, and of the female variety, virtually collapsed in a half-coma and decided to squat in the trees for reasons of a personal nature. After about 30 seconds I decided to turn the lights of my car on (full beam, needless-to-say) and the consequent 'panic & scarper' was 'laugh out loud' funny - as she ran with underwear still round ankles and personal hygiene sadly lacking!

[A K]

Well done sir, you deserve a drink!

[4nonymous]

A K said:

Well done sir, you deserve a drink!

+1

[anonymous-user]

I salute you sir!

[M400 NBL]

And you didn't take any pictures

Not sure if you'd have got done for vuyerism (if that's spelt wrong I don't apologise for not knowing) but she would have for indecent exposure

[paulmurr]

Why would you want pictures of a pissing girl?

[hornetrider]

paulmurr said:

Why would you want pictures of a pissing girl?

Do you need a diagram?

[Los Palmas 7]

M400 NBL said:

And you didn't take any pictures

[paulmurr]

hornetrider said:

paulmurr said:

Why would you want pictures of a pissing girl?

Do you need a diagram?

I understand what part of the anatomy would be on show, however in that state I'd imagine that it wouldn't be at it's most attractive.

I mean... for God's sake, you've got an internet full of pictures and videos of ladytreasures, why'd you want a picture of a drunk pissy one?

You're not German are you?

[hornetrider]

paulmurr said:

hornetrider said:

paulmurr said:

Why would you want pictures of a pissing girl?

Do you need a diagram?

I understand what part of the anatomy would be on show, however in that state I'd imagine that it wouldn't be at it's most attractive.

I mean... for God's sake, you've got an internet full of pictures and videos of ladytreasures, why'd you want a picture of a drunk pissy one?

You're not German are you?

Nein.