Oh sh, sh, sh,shi, shi, damn, forgot something important
Oh sh, sh, sh,shi, shi, damn, forgot something important
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Emsman

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7,363 posts

219 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Oh christ.

Following the general busy schedule of hospitals, injections, pain etc i appear to have forgotton our anniversary.



fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Mrs Emsman has stood right by me through a very difficult year, and i forget the big day (which co-insides with the anniversary of her mothers death no less)

I have a feeling the worst injury of the year may well be sustained this evening- i thought it was a trifle frosty in the house this morning.

OK: ideas, get outs, lame excuses etc all gratefully received


Or is it massive apology time, beg forgiveness, and camp in the spare room for a week.


Jesus, this is going to be tricky


rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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rofl

If I find a four leaf clover I'll post it to you. I have a feeling you need it most.

Soovy

35,829 posts

300 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Courier flowers to her office. Do it now.

BoRED S2upid

21,050 posts

269 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Don't worry the day is still in its infancy there hours yet for you to hurt yourself and be back in hospital therefore she will be feeling guilty and be worried about your health.

If nothing happens just turn the tables if she mentions it. Say the drugs have caused memory loss.

HRG.

72,863 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Soovy said:
Courier flowers to her office. Do it now.
Nah, send your balls on a plate...

broadside

856 posts

311 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Card, Flowers and book a meal somewhere...pronto!!!

Superhoop1904

563 posts

237 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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No matter how bad you think your day is going there is always a thread on here to make you smile!!

Emsman I salute you Sir - Good Luck

BoRED S2upid

21,050 posts

269 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Soovy said:
Courier flowers to her office. Do it now.
Or blame the postal strike. You posted her that <insert gift> weeks ago and still the useless postman can't get off his arse and deliver it.

andygo

7,393 posts

284 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Of course you knew it was your anniversary - you were just saving the surprise for later on today....

shirt

25,413 posts

230 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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this is an easy one.

cook her favourite [though knowing your luck i;d recommend a takeaway] & have quiet night in. tell her you know it isn't much but with the state you're in and all you've been through recently it really brought it home how special she is and how much you love her. she melts, you're saved.

failing that, get her a toylander.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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shirt said:
cook
Are you insane?

This is the man who ended up on life support opening a banana.

HRG.

72,863 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
shirt said:
cook
Are you insane?

This is the man who ended up on life support opening a banana.
And have you seen the date tomorrow...

ukwill

10,186 posts

236 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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shirt said:
this is an easy one.

cook her favourite [though knowing your luck i;d recommend a takeaway] & have quiet night in. tell her you know it isn't much but with the state you're in and all you've been through recently it really brought it home how special she is and how much you love her. she melts, you're saved.

failing that, get her a toylander.
she's so very special, that you buy in a takeaway?

clearly, you know women well.

pork n beef

1,026 posts

206 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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I thought Mrs Emsman read PH too?

ali_kat

32,154 posts

250 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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I think Emma will be ok over this one this year wink

Cook something special

Make her a card? Something from the heart, rather than spending money

Or just ring the nearest florist to her work... Or run out and get some flowers now...

Emsman

Original Poster:

7,363 posts

219 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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pork n beef said:
I thought Mrs Emsman read PH too?
Nah, she uses mine when im unavailable due to detonation.











Thinking about it, she must see it a lot


(insert rude gag here- re: she wont want to see it tonight etc)

BoRED S2upid

21,050 posts

269 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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HRG. said:
Justayellowbadge said:
shirt said:
cook
Are you insane?

This is the man who ended up on life support opening a banana.
And have you seen the date tomorrow...
I thinks the date tomorrow is a bigger concern to be honest.

KaraK

13,806 posts

238 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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www.flowersdirect.co.uk

Do it. Do it now!

Please note that other flower vendors are available but I used to work with them so they tend to come in to my head first!


Uhura_Fighter

7,018 posts

212 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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ali_kat said:
I think Emma will be ok over this one this year wink

Cook something special

Make her a card? Something from the heart, rather than spending money

Or just ring the nearest florist to her work... Or run out and get some flowers now...
Everything Kat said but make a salad do not use the cooker/oven. getmecoat

HRG.

72,863 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Uhura_Fighter said:
ali_kat said:
I think Emma will be ok over this one this year wink

Cook something special

Make her a card? Something from the heart, rather than spending money

Or just ring the nearest florist to her work... Or run out and get some flowers now...
Everything Kat said but make a salad do not use the cooker/oven. getmecoat
Salad? Knives? Are you sure?