Things I have learned recently.

[cazzer]

Debt is not good.
Nothing is permanent.
Plan for unseen difficulties.
It's just a car.
Burying your head in the sand is not a good approach.
Talking to people is the only way to sort things out.
You can't just "Get a job at McDonalds"
Friends can surprise you.
Strangers can suprise you more.

PH is always good for a laugh.

[A M G]

Does that mean the Plymouth has gone?

[blindswelledrat]

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

[Steamer]

cazzer said:

Friends can surprise you.
Strangers can suprise you more.

Flashers are the most surprising yet.

[Landlord]

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

[Shabs]

Landlord said:

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

What is the abreviation for that, TOT?

[DrTre]

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

How many did you ask?!

[escargot]

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

[Cara Van Man]

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

[Amused2death]

DrTre said:

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

How many did you ask?!

More to the point, how many did you have to ask to find enough agreeable to it to work out an average?

And how many times were you arrested before you gained the data?

Edited by Amused2death on Thursday 12th November 15:42

[moosepig]

cazzer said:

Debt is not good.
Nothing is permanent.
Plan for unseen difficulties.
It's just a car.
Burying your head in the sand is not a good approach.
Talking to people is the only way to sort things out.
You can't just "Get a job at McDonalds"
Friends can surprise you.
Strangers can suprise you more.

PH is always good for a laugh.

Don't take a camera to a stag weekend

[Frankeh]

Amused2death said:

how many did you have to ask to find enough agreeable to it to work out an average?

2.

[blindswelledrat]

Amused2death said:

DrTre said:

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

How many did you ask?!

More to the point, how many did you have to ask to find enough agreeable to it to work out an average?

And how many times were you arrested before you gained the data?

]

We are talking about ladies that will interfere with my cock for money.
Do you really think that a quick tread is that horrific for them?

[Legend83]

blindswelledrat said:

Amused2death said:

DrTre said:

blindswelledrat said:

I learned that prostitutes charge on average £50 extra to tread on thier tits.
That stuff you said I already knew.

How many did you ask?!

More to the point, how many did you have to ask to find enough agreeable to it to work out an average?

And how many times were you arrested before you gained the data?

]

We are talking about ladies that will interfere with my cock for money.
Do you really think that a quick tread is that horrific for them?

Shoe on or off?

[blindswelledrat]

One golf shoe and one astroturf adidas predator.

[Legend83]

Nice choice. Don't want to risk a knee injury.

[cazzer]

A M G said:

Does that mean the Plymouth has gone?

Not yet but its looking likely.

[al1991]

cazzer said:

You can't just "Get a job at McDonalds"

This. The number of times people have said to me/friends of mine 'just get a job at McDonald's' when complaining of being skint. Any job is a hard job to come by, which is why I'm so reluctant to give up mine - even though I hate it.

[fido]

cazzer said:

Talking to people is the only way to sort things out.

This is the only one i'm not totally comfortable with .. sometimes it's better off not talking to the pyscho/ex/bloke who's gf you've been eyeing up .. i'm sure there are loads more examples.

[Kit80]

cazzer said:

A M G said:

Does that mean the Plymouth has gone?

Not yet but its looking likely.

Shame you can get the value out of cars like you can houses.