Super Power !
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Dan7357

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2,648 posts

237 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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I was asked this the other day..


If you could pick ONE super power, what would it be and why ?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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The power to invade France...

roscozs

477 posts

210 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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The power to travel through space and time. Then I could invade France as much as I pleased and observe the hilarious outcomes years into the future.

Edited by roscozs on Thursday 12th November 22:17

Vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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America

XXVIII

2,800 posts

243 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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ability to stop time for a few seconds...

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

262 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Can I be Dr Manhattan, please?

_rubinho_

1,237 posts

212 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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More often than not, people say they want the ability to fly or become invisible. My favourite is the ability to move extremely fast; one which sort of combines the best of both flying and being invisible. One could move large distances in a short time so taking the one of the advantages of flying but also oscillate very quickly on the spot being technically invisible as well. And yes before you ask the first place I'd go would be a bank vault quickly followed by the ladies' changing room at the gym.

Edit: apostrophe on "ladies"

Edited by _rubinho_ on Thursday 12th November 22:21

elster

17,517 posts

239 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Is this a heroes type thing.

If it is I would like to the ability to take other peoples abilities.

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

205 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Answering the original question....


I'd have a minge. smile

elster

17,517 posts

239 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Tangent Police said:
Answering the original question....


I'd have a minge. smile
You do understand the consequences of getting that?

TheLemming

4,319 posts

294 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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elster said:
Tangent Police said:
Answering the original question....


I'd have a minge. smile
You do understand the consequences of getting that?
Depends on where it was I suppose...

I mean if he wanted it on his elbow, I dont think anything would have to be removed for that.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

222 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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The power to make everyone believe everything I say.

Getragdogleg

10,221 posts

212 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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The ability to stop everything else but myself, freeze everything but to still be able to move about would be excellent, better than invisibilty.

~Mind you would I be able to move frozen stuff, for instance if I wanted to stop someone getting run over so paused the world would i be able to move the person ?

Might have to think about this one for a bit.

Brabus Jord

1,589 posts

236 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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chocolate flavoured cum.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
The power to invade France...
That's the funniest (most random) thing I've read in a long time. Sir I salute you with a rofl

Edited by rhinochopig on Thursday 12th November 23:13

trooperiziz

9,457 posts

281 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Getragdogleg said:
The ability to stop everything else but myself, freeze everything but to still be able to move about would be excellent, better than invisibilty.

~Mind you would I be able to move frozen stuff, for instance if I wanted to stop someone getting run over so paused the world would i be able to move the person ?

Might have to think about this one for a bit.
Yes yes, the old saving someones life excuse.

Be honest, you were thinking about squeezing jubblies.

TotalControl

8,307 posts

227 months

Friday 13th November 2009
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Be able to fly. No more passport checks and no more flight queues.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Friday 13th November 2009
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Invisibility of the ability to fly.

Can't decide which though!!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Friday 13th November 2009
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LukeBird said:
Invisibility of the ability to fly.
That's really st

james t

33 posts

206 months

Friday 13th November 2009
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Probably the ability to appear to be someone else, which would open up all sorts of ways to creatively destroy the nanny state without consequence.

Or the ability to avoid THE MENTAL