The PH Agony Uncle column

[andymadmak]

The first PH agony Uncle column.

Ask Uncle Ted

Dear Ted,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled
and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had
to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbour's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is
19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted
him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having
an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling
and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can
you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it
is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure
to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Ted

[_Batty_]

older than Ted as well...

[Project 644]

Or a lack of fuel in the tank.

What car was it?

[KaraK]

A true PH version would have asked for Pics of the daughter

[ErnestM]

KaraK said:

A true PH version would have asked for found Pics of the daughter on the internet

EFA

[broadside]

Dear Uncle Ted.

Please help me, I'm in such a dilema.

During foreplay my girlfriend likes her boobs to be stimulated in a clockwise direction. However, her twin sister likes her boobs to be stimulated in an anticlockwise direction. Their mother though likes them stimulated in opposite directions at the same time.

What's the best way of remembering to do this to the right woman at the right time without being found out?

[Emsman]

Dear Uncle Ted,

My missus has got a really strange fetish, and its ruining our relationship.
Please help.
Every time i try to stick my cock in her mouth, she turns her head and it goes in her ear.