The definition of insane

[sonic_2k_uk]

I woke up to a text message from my brother this morning, which i thought i would share with you.

Just to clarify, my brother was staying at his mate Daves' house last night in preperation for a job interview this morning (he is an IT contractor).

"The definition of insane -

Consuming scalding hot tandoori chicken rezala and two pints of beer the night before an interview.

Stage 1 was like an early morning call to prayer, beckoning me to the 'mosque' that is Dave's downstairs loo, and shattering the peace that was all around."

Im expecting an update about stage 2. Cheers bro!

[james_tigerwoods]

That's not necessarily insane - it's too much information...

[A911DOM]

Lets hope he doesnt also suffer with nerves - could be a very unpleasant day!

[Corpulent Tosser]

Definitely insane, no sane person would only have two pints of beer.

[VetteG]

Only 2 pints!

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[MK4 Slowride]

Corpulent Tosser said:

Definitely insane, no sane person would only have two pints of beer.

Sounds like they were lager tops as well.

[sonic_2k_uk]

A911DOM said:

Lets hope he doesnt also suffer with nerves - could be a very unpleasant day!

You wouldn't want to be the poor person sat down on behind him on the tube this morning either.

[blinkythefish]

Is that not the definition of "lightweight"?

[Ray Singh]

Good luck with the interview.

I suggest that he carries around a pack of wet wipes with him, just in case. They also sooth the pain too. Japanese Flag anyone?

[V8mate]

Surely 'womankind' is the answer to the OP's question.

[sonic_2k_uk]

blinkythefish said:

Is that not the definition of "lightweight"?

I dont think he was suggesting that he was pissed, that would be insane, just that it added to the sting.

As i know you are all concerned - stage 2 was apparently held in against its will during the interview.

He did dash into the nearest pub toilet as soon as he got out though. His sphincter was quivering with the stress.

[hornetrider]

2 pints?! And a Rezala? Pffft.

Ghey.

[Ray Singh]

So are we saying


Insane = "The Mental" ?

[KaraK]

No... all "The Mental" is insane but not all insane is "The Mental", now would probably be the time for a Venn diagram!

[V8mate]

KaraK said:

No... all "The Mental" is insane but not all insane is "The Mental", now would probably be the time for a Venn diagram!

It'll be an onion diagram rather than Venn, as 'all women' will be within 'all insane', whilst 'all insane' would be within 'all humanity'.

[blindswelledrat]

Glad he's not my brother.
Does he say things like "Im mad, me. Everyone says so"?

[Cara Van Man]

What a whacky world we live in. People having curry and beer, TOGETHER!

Wow. Way out dudes. You are some crazy mo-fos.

And to text it?

Well, that's verging on lunacy!

Inasane, just insane.


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Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 19th November 12:20

[blindswelledrat]

You wont believe the text message I just got from a work mate.
He said (no word of a lie)

"Running a bit late"

Im going to call him Psycho Dave from now on.

[Impulse 9]

Edited by Impulse 9 on Thursday 19th November 12:26

[escargot]

blindswelledrat said:

You wont believe the text message I just got from a work mate.
He said (no word of a lie)

"Running a bit late"

Im going to call him Psycho Dave from now on.

Too right. It's 12:30 and the fker's still not in the office. What's that about??