A stripper, a girlfriend and a bloke walk into a spa...

[isee]

Theoretical question:
Imagine you had spent 1-2 hours with an amazingly hot stripper one night.

The next day your hungover brain remembers that the stripper has mentioned going to a certain well known spa and you realise that you last weekend you agreed to go to that spa with your girlfriend, because she had a gift voucher. you also relaise that the day coinsides with the day the stripper was planning to go there...

As a side note, your girlfriend generally accepts you going to stripclubs and you do not cross any lines, but your girlfriend can often be a jealous/insecure mentalist for no reason anyway


What do you do? do you:

1- Make up an excuse why you are bailing on the arrangement with your girlfirend?
2- Panic like there is no tomorrow despite the fact that you might not even bump into the stripper?
3- Just go to the spa and go with the flow or perhaps even introduce them to each other?
4- Your own version?


Bah! typo in the title. cannot edit

Edited by isee for carvanman

Edited by isee on Friday 20th November 14:19

[Cara Van Man]

Any chance of putting that into English?

TIA.

[TDutchy]

oh dearrrrrrrr...

Bookmarked.

[sday12]

Go, the stripper meets hundreds of fellas like this, she'll not bat an eyelid.

Edited by sday12 on Friday 20th November 14:17

[Republik]

Do them both.

or

Fake illness.

[tegwin]

Haha.... you fool!

The Mental is comming and there is nothing you can do about it...



But in all seriousness... grow a pair... your girlfriend I assume is more important.... therefore continue with the plans you had, and if this stripper causes any issues... then deal with it like a man.. and if that means breaking up with the "mental".... then so be it!

[isee]

Cara Van Man said:

Any chance of putting that into English?

TIA.

edited HTH

what's TIA?

Edited by isee on Friday 20th November 14:20

[tonyvid]

If you don't go and the girlfriend does imagine the conversation she might have if she starts chatting to a stripper who met this bloke that goes to the same spa....

[Jackpot]

Don't date a fruitcake in the first place?

[Cara Van Man]

isee said:

Cara Van Man said:

Any chance of putting that into English?

TIA.

edited HTH

what's TIA?

Edited by isee on Friday 20th November 14:20

Thanks in advance.

p.s. 4/10. Must try harder.

[isee]

tegwin said:

Haha.... you fool!

The Mental is comming and there is nothing you can do about it...



But in all seriousness... grow a pair... your girlfriend I assume is more important.... therefore continue with the plans you had, and if this stripper causes any issues... then deal with it like a man.. and if that means breaking up with the "mental".... then so be it!

I said this was a purely theoretical question that was not prompted by any real life events!

I like your approach. I might just do that!

[WorAl]

Baaahahahahaha - watching with interest

[omgus]

Man up, tell the OH to talk to the stripper about how to turn you on properley, leave them alone in the sauna for 5mins then go in and watch the show. (it works in porn!)

I am in no way responsible for any attacks of The Mental that might occur from following my advice.

[tegwin]

isee said:

I like your approach. I might just do that!

No.. I dont buy it! There is too muchd detail for it to be imagined

[isee]

Cara Van Man said:

isee said:

Cara Van Man said:

Any chance of putting that into English?

TIA.

edited HTH

what's TIA?

Edited by isee on Friday 20th November 14:20

Thanks in advance.

p.s. 4/10. Must try harder.

What, on the English front?
CBA ATM

Surely you get the gist now right?

[Funk]

If the stripper wants further business from you she'll not even acknowledge your presence, especially if she sees you with o/h in tow.

[Devilstreak]

If you did nothing with the stripper, then surely there isn't a problem? As unless your Mrs is unbelievably naive she will realise what goes on in strip-clubs. Whereas by the strippers spend most of the time trying to chat you up with small talk in exchange for pieces of paper with the queens head on. And maybe you get to see a bit of nakedness.
I'd still go to the spa, as said above you probably won't remember you any way.

If all else fails and the stripper spots you and comes over chatting to you and the OH. Run away, arms waving wildly behind you squealing like a school girl right out of the front door

[Hedders]

isee said:

Cara Van Man said:

Any chance of putting that into English?

TIA.

edited HTH

what's TIA?

Edited by isee on Friday 20th November 14:20

Either "This is Africa" or "Thanks in Advance" ..My money is on the second one.

[B16 NFW]

If i could find the popcorn smiley then it would be up.

This is going to be very interesting. I suspect that your going to get alot of " introduce them and find an empty room " sort of stuff.

oh and by the way congrats on the open minded Mrs. Lucky bas.

[isee]

Devilstreak said:

If you did nothing with the stripper, then surely there isn't a problem? As unless your Mrs is unbelievably naive she will realise what goes on in strip-clubs. Whereas by the strippers spend most of the time trying to chat you up with small talk in exchange for pieces of paper with the queens head on. And maybe you get to see a bit of nakedness.
I'd still go to the spa, as said above you probably won't remember you any way.

If all else fails and the stripper spots you and comes over chatting to you and the OH. Run away, arms waving wildly behind you squealing like a school girl right out of the front door

Mate, here is the problem right here. You expect a woman to be rational when it comes to rivalry, even if said rivalry is as superficial as it possibly can be.