oh god no - need help quickly
oh god no - need help quickly
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WorAl

Original Poster:

10,877 posts

217 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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How can I disguise PH on my computer so that the bloke who has just started can't see it?

I have been ok so far as no-one can see my screen so if anyone walk about I can just shrink it to the bottom of the screen.

Now he is sitting behind me and I cant see what he's doing but, he can see my screen. (he is also my boss' friend which doesnt help as my boss doesn't really like me).

If i'm unable to disguise it i may not be able to use PH until lunch times - Oh dear god I'm dreading the thought that I'm actually goin to have to work hehe

Help PH Help wink

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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You need a mirror on top of your screen so that you can see behind you.

mickk

30,459 posts

271 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Get a new job.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

246 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Have you thought about becoming a member of a minority group? That would make you un-sackable.


Galileo

3,147 posts

247 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Do what you're paid to do?

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

259 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Galileo said:
Do what you're paid to do?
There's always one, isn't there?

...Mole...

2,780 posts

220 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
Have you thought about becoming a member of a minority group? That would make you un-sackable.
Start a religion that finds Work, being sacked and being payed less than £100,000 a year offensive.

911motorsport

7,251 posts

262 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Galileo said:
Do what you're paid to do?
There's no call for that kind of attitude!

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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WORAL IS DOING NO WORK!!!

WorAl

Original Poster:

10,877 posts

217 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
Have you thought about becoming a member of a minority group? That would make you un-sackable.
I've asked my bank to treat me as a third world country so they can write off my debt but I got a blank faced look in return.

Finest Kiwi?

Mirror on screen isnt a bad idea, all coleagues know im into cars so could celotape some wing mirrors on so i "feel" like im in a car hehe

mickk

30,459 posts

271 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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DrTre said:
WORAL IS DOING NO WORK!!!
He needs a new job nowlaugh

WorAl

Original Poster:

10,877 posts

217 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Dr Tre you utter bd biggrin

always one has to spoil the topic isnt there, do what im paid to do rolleyes really, is there any need?

sday12

5,067 posts

240 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Minimise it to a thin strip at the bottom of the screen, open an Excel spread sheet, as PH is mostly white it'll blend in. Worked for me for 2 years!

Galileo

3,147 posts

247 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Yeah, look, sorry 'bout that. Wasn't thinking. I'm having a bad day, alright? boxedin


bonsai

2,015 posts

209 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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I used to have the perfect tool for this when I was in an open plan office. It would load a webbrowser into any folder/program window i.e within Outlook and blended it in all subtle like.

I've forgotten its name now though. But it sounds like just what you're after.

HTH

Galileo

3,147 posts

247 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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Buy the bloke a fking great big screen as a welcome present.

So big, he can't see past it or over it.


Or,or,or, or some kind of polarised glasses so that your screen looks blank to him.








Christ, look, I said Sorry.

evenflow

8,876 posts

311 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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All you need is some protein shake, a gym membership and several months hard work. In that way, you can expand your shoulders enough to cover your screen from behind. None of this silly wing mirror nonsense.


Mr Will

13,719 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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You just need to a bit of clever positioning of your windows:



hehe

WorAl

Original Poster:

10,877 posts

217 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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bonsai said:
I used to have the perfect tool for this when I was in an open plan office. It would load a webbrowser into any folder/program window i.e within Outlook and blended it in all subtle like.

I've forgotten its name now though. But it sounds like just what you're after.

HTH
This sounds like what i'm after. especially since we're moving to outlook soon (believe it or not we are still using lotus notes rolleyes)

Scrumper

318 posts

211 months

Monday 23rd November 2009
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I hate people being able to see my screen at work. Even though I work hard, people only seem to walk by when I'm taking a break.

This might help. Are you using Firefox? I'm sure you can do this in IE too, but these instructions are for FF.

1. Start a new Firefox window just for PH.
2. Tools->Options->Content. Switch off "Load images automatically" - that clears out the emoticons and PH logo.
3. Same place, click Colours. Switch off "Allow pages to choose their own colours".
4. In Colours again set your visited and unvisited link colours to black on white, same as normal text.
5. Click View->Toolbars and turn off all your toolbars. Your Firefox window is now as bare and minimal as you could want.

What you have now is a text-only, colour-free PH that won't look like anything much to a quick glance. Just keep the window small and you'll be set.