If you've worked in a large company...

If you've worked in a large company...

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Original Poster:

5,427 posts

183 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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...then this may make you chuckle...

http://www.johnsmurf.com/jargon.htm


Arese

21,022 posts

189 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Very good. I must hear "leverage" and "granularity" ten times each a day. banghead

The real problem is when you hear yourself using the same words. paperbag

Dr.Doofenshmirtz

15,349 posts

202 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Yep - welcome to my world rolleyes

paul.deitch

2,116 posts

259 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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yep, use many of them regularly, there's no alternative if you want maintain your position and credibility in a corporate environment

sday12

5,053 posts

213 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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paul.deitch said:
yep, use many of them regularly, there's no alternative if you want maintain your position and credibility in a corporate environment
Yeah, they hate that thinking for yourself stuff.

How exactly to you retain credibility by talking know bks?

Poledriver

28,689 posts

196 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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In my last company, if anyone used one of these phrases he was asked by everyone else to translate it into English!

paul.deitch

2,116 posts

259 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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"How exactly to you retain credibility by talking know bks?"

Its tribal language, "He's one of us, or not". If you're not then tough.

cs02rm0

13,812 posts

193 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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I don't work in a large company and still suffer under that jargon every day.

Flanders.

6,383 posts

210 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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paul.deitch said:
"How exactly to you retain credibility by talking know bks?"

Its tribal language, "He's one of us, or not". If you're not then tough.


rofl You need to get some balls my old chap.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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I'll read that tomorrow and memorisationate it for later...

paul.deitch

2,116 posts

259 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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balls?
no, great job, great salary, just play the game, be on the team, use the system and win....
those that don't play a good game aren't "team players" and "lose the game"
easy
i guess you aren't on the team

bga

8,134 posts

253 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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There are plenty of words there that are suitable when used in context. Lots of crap too.


vxsmithers

716 posts

202 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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yep, you gotta pick that low hanging fruit

Flanders.

6,383 posts

210 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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paul.deitch said:
balls?
no, great job, great salary, just play the game, be on the team, use the system and win....
those that don't play a good game aren't "team players" and "lose the game"
easy
i guess you aren't on the team



I have my foot firmly in the door at my company. However I'm not "fake" and I don't like any ass'es. I've got there by working hard and trying. Not by talking in some stupid Lingo.

SteveNorthEast

297 posts

193 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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paul.deitch said:
balls?
no, great job, great salary, just play the game, be on the team, use the system and win....
those that don't play a good game aren't "team players" and "lose the game"
easy
i guess you aren't on the team
Arse licker. No self worth.

sneijder

5,221 posts

236 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Some real blue sky thinking there.

paul.deitch

2,116 posts

259 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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SteveNorthEast said:
Arse licker. No self worth.
If you knew my reputation you wouldn't say that....
Its called pragmatism, what game are you trying to win?
Are you winning? Do you know how to win? Do you have a global role, worked/lived in several countries, known as an expert in the field, enough money to indulge in fun hobbies, nice house, several cars.....

just play "the game"

Poledriver

28,689 posts

196 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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paul.deitch said:
just play "the game"
bks! That is all! frown

Ace-T

7,726 posts

257 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Unfortunately to a great extent Paul is right. If you don't play 'the game' you are less likely to get what you want or get things done in a bigger company. I have learned that one the hard way. frown

However I do try to talk to people at work without using any bullst bingo words. My team take the p!ss if any of the 'management-bks-speak' creeps in, and rightly so!

Trace smile

paul.deitch

2,116 posts

259 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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I can see we have some high achievers and quick learners on this thread tonight. Stand by for flaming smile