High Plains Cara Van Man

[DrTre]

Scene:

The hanging doors are flung open...

The pianist in the corner stops playing...

The local yokels playing poker at the table stop and look up...

The madam and her girls stop giggling and touting for business...

A hush descends on the saloon.

Silhouetted against the setting sun is a lone figure...

A balding figure....

Hands itching over his pistols...

Menacing.

And that's when the fight started...

[Cara Van Man]

Please, all this attention is making my racassan curdle.

[DrTre]

Not exactly Clint Eastwood are you?

[Cara Van Man]

Nah, more 'Clyde'

[mybrainhurts]

Holy snot...

How did you escape, floppy tits...?

[Cara Van Man]

mybrainhurts said:

Holy snot...

How did you escape, floppy tits...?

best get the zimmer fired up and start running, you smelly old cripple.

[TheEnd]

Cara Van Man said:

mybrainhurts said:

Holy snot...

How did you escape, floppy tits...?

best get the zimmer fired up and start running, you smelly old cripple.

I could only imagine that as some sort of Benny Hill special, where Benny Hill chases Benny Hill to the tune of Yakety Sax.

[mybrainhurts]

Cara Van Man said:

mybrainhurts said:

Holy snot...

How did you escape, floppy tits...?

best get the zimmer fired up and start running, you smelly old cripple.

Watch it, or I'll bring the Old Farts' Inquisition down on you, my good man...

[sleep envy]

DrTre said:

Scene:

The hanging doors are flung open...

The pianist in the corner stops playing...

The local yokels playing poker at the table stop and look up...

The madam and her girls stop giggling and touting for business...

A hush descends on the saloon.

Silhouetted against the setting sun is a lone figure...

A balding figure....

Hands itching over his pistols...

Menacing.

And that's when the fight started bod walks in...

[Cara Van Man]

Bring it.

My teflon coat appears to be in full working order at present

[Poledriver]

Cara Van Man said:

Bring it.

My teflon coated vibrating butt-plug appears to be in full working order at present, and I'm loving it

EFA

[Famous Graham]

sleep envy said:

DrTre said:

Scene:

The hanging doors are flung open...

The pianist in the corner stops playing...

The local yokels playing poker at the table stop and look up...

The madam and her girls stop giggling and touting for business...

A hush descends on the saloon.

Silhouetted against the setting sun is a lone figure...

A balding figure....

Hands itching over his pistols...

Menacing.

And that's when the fight started bod walks in...

I'll have the straaaaawberry milkshake

[Cara Van Man]

Poledriver said:

My teflon coated vibrating butt-plug

Bender

[Andy Zarse]

Cara Van Man said:

Bring it.

My teflon coat appears to be in full working order at present

Hah-ha, they can't lay a glove on you can they!

[308mate]

Cara Van Man said:

Nah, more 'Clyde'

I had always imagined Tuco







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[GTIR]

That was a rubbish ban.
Much that I missed your shinyness it was quite amusing reading some of the post's.

what did you say to get banned again?

[Dakkon]

So the man with big moobs is back I see

[BoRED S2upid]

How did he get out?.

[schmalex]

BoRED S2upid said:

How did he get out?.

I heard he bribed the Mods with the offer a soapy Moob wk

[KaraK]

Shortest. Ban. Ever.