SWMBOS

[jackal]

ok, so at what point did your swmbo turn from a beautiful, nubile, sexy little kitten into some croaky old grimacing fish wife covered in cellulite and stress wrinkles ?

DID IT HAPPEN OVERNIGHT OR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME ?

[Arese]

Worst, my-missus-wouldn't-put-out-this-morning-thread, ever.

[jackal]

lol

[TonyHetherington]

There's a food that does it. It's called wedding cake.

[WorAl]

SWMBOS??? what??

guess you're talking about the OH here? so here goes. Its called marriage, it does that to Women.

[gamefreaks]

Emperors new clothes. She was like that all along!

[gilla]

The day before I dumped her - she went from sweet fun loving nutcase to mentally derranged phsychopath in one foul swoop... went so far I knew it'd never be the same again - she moved out within 24 hours...

[louiebaby]

I'm sure I'm being a bit dense here, but what does SWMBO actally mean? I realise it's other half, but how...?

[LukeBird]

TonyHetherington said:

There's a food that does it. It's called wedding cake.

You old romantic!

[gilla]

louiebaby said:

I'm sure I'm being a bit dense here, but what does SWMBO actally mean? I realise it's other half, but how...?

Shw Who Must Be Obeyed

[SkinnyBoy]

louiebaby said:

I'm sure I'm being a bit dense here, but what does SWMBO actally mean? I realise it's other half, but how...?

She Who Must Be Obeyed

My trick is never to get married, keeps em keen although the day is coming like the storm in Terminator for me one day...

[grumbledoak]

So, SWMBOS = She Who Might Be Over Sized ?

[shakotan]

gilla said:

louiebaby said:

I'm sure I'm being a bit dense here, but what does SWMBO actally mean? I realise it's other half, but how...?

Shw Who Must Be Obeyed

or She Who Must Be Obeyed for those of us withOUT dyslexia

Edited by shakotan on Tuesday 1st December 11:20

[Cooky]

Sorry, but I shall not pass comment here for fear of having to prepare my own food and launder ones own clothes

[louiebaby]

SkinnyBoy and gilla said:

She Who Must Be Obeyed

Gotcha...

[Saddle bum]

TonyHetherington said:

There's a food that does it. It's called wedding cake.

Bang on.

[Poledriver]

With me it happened when we finally got married!

[shakotan]

gilla said:

The day before I dumped her - she went from sweet fun loving nutcase to mentally derranged phsychopath in one foul swoop... went so far I knew it'd never be the same again - she moved out within 24 hours...

I'm sure you mean 'one fell swoop'...

[Devilstreak]

SkinnyBoy said:

louiebaby said:

I'm sure I'm being a bit dense here, but what does SWMBO actally mean? I realise it's other half, but how...?

She Who Must Be Obeyed

My trick is never to get married, keeps em keen although the day is coming like the storm in Terminator for me one day...

I feel exactly the same, keep expecting Arnie to burst through the office door with the immortal line "come with me if you want to live"

[gilla]

shakotan said:

gilla said:

The day before I dumped her - she went from sweet fun loving nutcase to mentally derranged phsychopath in one foul swoop... went so far I knew it'd never be the same again - she moved out within 24 hours...

I'm sure you mean 'one fell swoop'...

stop correcting me fker the 1st correction was a typo - the second - no i meant foul!!! Both the language and the phsyical assault

But thanks;)