Golf Umbrellas
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king selfish around town during rush hour!
Presumably OP wants everyone to walk around with tiny fold up ones that might keep hair dry if it's not windy, but legs and shoes will be soaked through.
Yesterday there were countless people having their tiny umbrellas folded inside out by strong gusts of wind, whilst I just merrily strolled along totally dry and comfy, with my giant golf umbrella coping with the high winds and knocking all the peasants into the road.
Yesterday there were countless people having their tiny umbrellas folded inside out by strong gusts of wind, whilst I just merrily strolled along totally dry and comfy, with my giant golf umbrella coping with the high winds and knocking all the peasants into the road.
JRM said:
Presumably OP wants everyone to walk around with tiny fold up ones that might keep hair dry if it's not windy, but legs and shoes will be soaked through.
Yesterday there were countless people having their tiny umbrellas folded inside out by strong gusts of wind, whilst I just merrily strolled along totally dry and comfy, with my giant golf umbrella coping with the high winds and knocking all the peasants into the road.
i hope you get hit by lightningYesterday there were countless people having their tiny umbrellas folded inside out by strong gusts of wind, whilst I just merrily strolled along totally dry and comfy, with my giant golf umbrella coping with the high winds and knocking all the peasants into the road.
thegman said:
JRM said:
Presumably OP wants everyone to walk around with tiny fold up ones that might keep hair dry if it's not windy, but legs and shoes will be soaked through.
Yesterday there were countless people having their tiny umbrellas folded inside out by strong gusts of wind, whilst I just merrily strolled along totally dry and comfy, with my giant golf umbrella coping with the high winds and knocking all the peasants into the road.
i hope you get hit by lightningYesterday there were countless people having their tiny umbrellas folded inside out by strong gusts of wind, whilst I just merrily strolled along totally dry and comfy, with my giant golf umbrella coping with the high winds and knocking all the peasants into the road.
gonzales said:
Is there such a thing as an 'around town during rush hour' umbrella? 
some different levels of umbrella:1. Tiny girly fold up handbag umbrella - this is a waste of space
2. Bigger, slightly more manly fold up umbrella with curly handle - stylish but practical
3. Full size umbrella - normally corporate branding - good umbrella but pain to carry - this is your typical CITY umbrella
4. Mega golf umbrella - the ones with the extra bit of umbrella on the edge - carried by annoying people
thegman said:
gonzales said:
Is there such a thing as an 'around town during rush hour' umbrella?
some different levels of umbrella:1. Tiny girly fold up handbag umbrella - this is a waste of space
2. Bigger, slightly more manly fold up umbrella with curly handle - stylish but practical
3. Full size umbrella - normally corporate branding - good umbrella but pain to carry - this is your typical CITY umbrella
4. Mega golf umbrella - the ones with the extra bit of umbrella on the edge - carried by DRY people
JRM said:
thegman said:
gonzales said:
Is there such a thing as an 'around town during rush hour' umbrella?
some different levels of umbrella:1. Tiny girly fold up handbag umbrella - this is a waste of space
2. Bigger, slightly more manly fold up umbrella with curly handle - stylish but practical
3. Full size umbrella - normally corporate branding - good umbrella but pain to carry - this is your typical CITY umbrella
4. Mega golf umbrella - the ones with the extra bit of umbrella on the edge - carried by DRY people
5. PH Umbrella - The ultimate in umbrella design and technology
JRM said:
Presumably OP wants everyone to walk around with tiny fold up ones that might keep hair dry if it's not windy, but legs and shoes will be soaked through.
Funny, I have a compact fold up umbrella and my legs don't get soaked, it's all about the angle you hold it at! And as for shoes getting wet? Are you serious? They are shoes!JRM said:
Yesterday there were countless people having their tiny umbrellas folded inside out by strong gusts of wind, whilst I just merrily strolled along totally dry and comfy, with my giant golf umbrella coping with the high winds and knocking all the peasants into the road.
That's what happens when you buy a £1.99 umbrella. Invest in a decent one and what do you know, they are wind resistant.mouseymousey said:
JRM said:
Presumably OP wants everyone to walk around with tiny fold up ones that might keep hair dry if it's not windy, but legs and shoes will be soaked through.
Funny, I have a compact fold up umbrella and my legs don't get soaked, it's all about the angle you hold it at! And as for shoes getting wet? Are you serious? They are shoes! JRM said:
mouseymousey said:
JRM said:
Presumably OP wants everyone to walk around with tiny fold up ones that might keep hair dry if it's not windy, but legs and shoes will be soaked through.
Funny, I have a compact fold up umbrella and my legs don't get soaked, it's all about the angle you hold it at! And as for shoes getting wet? Are you serious? They are shoes! 
Edited by thegman on Wednesday 2nd December 09:53
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