Male fragrance faux pas!
Male fragrance faux pas!
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s3fella

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10,524 posts

217 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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A guy in my office has been noticeably "whiffier" than normal with some fragrance that is quite notcieable, even with him remaining in his seat some 8 meters or so from me.

At coffe break today, as a woman in our office was dropping off his Latte, she commented on his fragrance and said it was nice, quite familiar and asked what it was. He replied that he couldn't remember, it was a tiny Hugo Boss tester than he got in Debenhams last week. "it's in the car though, I'll have a look" he said, as this woman was interested in some for her boyfriend!

Well he has just been down to his car to get his phone charger, and as he walked in, piped up "It's Hugo Boss Deep Red"......

I replied, "isnt that women's?"....

"No, dont be stupid...." And he sat down at his PC. I notcied he had ebay up a few minutes ago, with what looked like girly red bottles on screen, so I think it has dawned on him I am right....And I jsut emailed the woman who was interested in it to ask if she had sussed his error, and she has, as have all her friends who are giggling about it on the email!

Now this chap is an OK fella, but we are sort of in this uncomforatble stand off, where we have to pretend we dont know his is flouncing about in ladies perfume, and he has to try to ignore the fact, so as to keep of off the (somewhat floral) scent!

Any ideas on how to proceed. I am just waiting for someone else to come in and say "hmmm, nice aftershave what is it....?" Because I know the whole department will burst out laughing in unison! In fact i did think this may break the ice on the whole matter and was lining up another friend on another floor to do this!!


Or should I just ostracise him totally for the rest of his days, the Great big Jessie?

steveo3002

11,207 posts

204 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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bet he's wearing womens undies too

Steamer

14,183 posts

243 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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I think ordering as many free feminine samples as possible - to be delivered to work, in his name is going to be order of the day today!

s3fella

Original Poster:

10,524 posts

217 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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steveo3002 said:
bet he's wearing womens undies too
He's 18 stone or so, so that is an horrific thought!

bazking69

8,620 posts

220 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Fail

Steamer

14,183 posts

243 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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...and a sign on one of the trap doors of the loos 'Reserved for Fattie Arbuckle - who likes to sit down when he pees'

Edited by Steamer on Thursday 3rd December 11:34

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

225 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Does it matter, if it smells nice? wink

davemac250

4,499 posts

235 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Perhaps he is just being clever.

Wear women's perfume and never get caught out by a tell tale fragrance?

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

260 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Steamer said:
...and a sign on one of the trap doors of the loos 'Reserved for Fattie Arbuckle - who likes to sit down when he pees'

Edited by Steamer on Thursday 3rd December 11:34
rofl

steveo3002

11,207 posts

204 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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make a sign for the ladies bog to under the female sign so its says "and mr wahtever"

s3fella

Original Poster:

10,524 posts

217 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
Does it matter, if it smells nice? wink
It somehow doesn't smell so nice to the woman now they know what it is!! laugh

Art_Vandelay

6,692 posts

214 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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That perfume is rather masculine though, I almost bought a bottle upon having tried the "tester" in Boots. It was around Christmas time and the gift boxes had "gifts for her/him" on them. Only realised it was a ladies perfume thanks to the box.


Steamer

14,183 posts

243 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Art_Vandelay said:
That perfume is rather masculine though
So you are saying the marketing should read:

'Hugo Boss for the lady that likes to strap-on-a-cock'

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

225 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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s3fella said:
Nolar Dog said:
Does it matter, if it smells nice? wink
It somehow doesn't smell so nice to the woman now they know what it is!! laugh
That says more about the woman than it does the wearer.

Art_Vandelay

6,692 posts

214 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Steamer said:
Art_Vandelay said:
That perfume is rather masculine though
So you are saying the marketing should read:

'Hugo Boss for the lady that likes to strap-on-a-cock'
Well I wouldn't want to offend any of the PH ladies who like to wear it but... yes that is exactly what I'm saying yes

pembo

1,244 posts

223 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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as mentioned before, order as many of these as possible to his desk:
http://www.freebiesiteuk.co.uk/health.htm

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

242 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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maybe do some work?

Neil H

15,418 posts

281 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
Does it matter, if it smells nice? wink
It does, if you smell like a woman.

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Send an email round the office asking if anyone wants to buy a copy of this

Murray993

1,515 posts

263 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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you're going to either get battered or taken to HR.