Have YOU slept with Tiger Woods?

[hewlett]

If you have, please get in touch so I can represent you, get you on Wossy, expose in The Sun etc etc. Admittedly I have no skills, experience or contacts in the area of PR/law (etc) but I think I can get you some great deals, maybe even a spot on a reality TV show..you'll feel better once you've made your announcement.

[Mr E]

The mash is spot on as usual...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headline...



Woods said: "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart, but my Christ, you should have seen them.

"When transgressions like that bounce playfully across your eyeline it takes super-human strength not to follow them to the bar and say 'Hello, I am Tiger Woods'.

"Those are the five most powerful words in the English language if crazy hotel sex is at the top of your to-do list and unfortunately I have not been true to my values by using them again and again and again. And again."

[ShadownINja]

I was at uni. I was confused. You know how it is... you just experiment.

Edited by ShadownINja on Thursday 3rd December 12:53

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Ha ha ha

"Meanwhile gap-toothed television viewers across America's Deep South have expressed relief that Woods has finally started acting like a proper black man"

[KaraK]

I saw the thread title and immediately thought of the old Nike "I am Tiger Woods" advert - someone needs to do a parody where lots of bimbos say "I've slept with Tiger Woods"

[schmalex]

I held his wood once while he pondered whether he could get it in the hole.

[Devilstreak]

The Mash said:

Alabama grits farmer Roy Hobbs said: "I was gittin' real confused and fearful for a times back there. What with his impeccable manners and white man's speakin' voice, I was thinkin' maybes ma TV was on the fritz.

"But then he done wrecks his pimped-up Cadillac, cheats on his little white babymomma and runs away from the po-lice.

"That sumbh is black and all is right with my world again. Praise Jesus."

That's brilliant, Nearly crying...

[Frankeh]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

[Arese]

KaraK said:

I saw the thread title and immediately thought of the old Nike "I am Tiger Woods" advert - someone needs to do a parody where lots of bimbos say "I've slept with Tiger Woods"

Yeah, they should do that, it will be hilarious.

[Los Palmas 7]

I have and have video to prove it.

[bazking69]

Is that you Max?

[Republik]

He told me he loved me.

[Celt]

He was bellow par.

[T89 Callan]

I did but we both knew the score beforehand, just a night of no strings fun. He was very tender though.....

[shirt]

i have yes, or so i thought. turned out to be a lookeylikey who drove an ambiwlans

[wargriff]

Yes I have.
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I first met him.
He said 'dont, dont you want me?'

and we fked in his car. (pre rear aircon)

[Halb]

should have been a poll

[zakelwe]

I did, we both were there happily snoring away after crashing the car, as you do. Then I had to get up for work. We really must sleep in a proper bed next time, rather than a flower bed.

Andy

Edited by zakelwe on Friday 4th December 14:35

[Ayahuasca]

There's a lot of the '90s that I don't remember.

[Poledriver]

Los Palmas 7 said:

I have and have video to prove it.

Is that the one with CVM in?