Arse, I'm trapped
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I'm stuck in the bedroom of the girl I'm boinking. She is re-decorating and has buggered off leaving me in the bedroom on the inside with no door handle. She mentioned something about not shutting it but, my bad, it's shut :| I've been here ages, my mates are all at work, and I need a wee.
Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
Mobsta said:
I'm stuck in the bedroom of the girl I'm boinking. She is re-decorating and has buggered off leaving me in the bedroom on the inside with no door handle. She mentioned something about not shutting it but, my bad, it's shut :| I've been here ages, my mates are all at work, and I need a wee.
Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
pi$$ in the cans, then pour them out the window?Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
Do you know when she is due back? ukwill said:
Mobsta said:
I'm stuck in the bedroom of the girl I'm boinking. She is re-decorating and has buggered off leaving me in the bedroom on the inside with no door handle. She mentioned something about not shutting it but, my bad, it's shut :| I've been here ages, my mates are all at work, and I need a wee.
Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
pi$$ in the cans, then pour them out the window?Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
Can't you just turn the shaft of the door catch mechanism?!
Plus given that you've just posted on PH using something, if you're re-decorating a house I'm presuming you don't have a laptop or anything expensive like that in the room, so it must be a phone or Blackberry, in which case can't you just phone her?
Plus given that you've just posted on PH using something, if you're re-decorating a house I'm presuming you don't have a laptop or anything expensive like that in the room, so it must be a phone or Blackberry, in which case can't you just phone her?
Penny-lope said:
ukwill said:
Mobsta said:
I'm stuck in the bedroom of the girl I'm boinking. She is re-decorating and has buggered off leaving me in the bedroom on the inside with no door handle. She mentioned something about not shutting it but, my bad, it's shut :| I've been here ages, my mates are all at work, and I need a wee.
Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
pi$$ in the cans, then pour them out the window?Thankfully I don't need a dump. Not going to slash behind her cupboard as Ive been seeing her for over a month now and she knows my chums some of whom live in this street (opposite and 2 doors down). There is only a few empty cans, or the window to piss out of. She lives in a cul de sac and this room is at the end facing everyone. I would have a fireplace to piss in but it's boarded up. Options are to piss under the bed and pretend it wasn't me or try and lob a can of piss into the neighbours garden. I Possibly might consider a half slash behind the cupboard To relieve the tension but her older brother is doing the redecorating next week, he would Probably see it or smell it. Thank god it's nearly getting dark!
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