Who is the one being mental?

[shouldbworking]

Here's some light Sunday evening entertainment.

Previously enfatuated(sp?) with a girl - made advances, rejected with the LJBF speech. Since then I don't hear from her very often but when I do it seems to coincide with her having some form of romantic trauma and looking for reassurance.

This time I've told her I don't want to hear about it because it messes with my head - if she wasn't interested in me in that way then why look to me for reassurance.

I've suggested that either shes gotten used to it from me in the past where i'd try anything to get close to her, or that she is in massive denial, and either way its got to stop.

What does the wisdom of PH think?

[DrTre]

"Look love; put up, shut up or shove off."

ETA that's what you should say to her....that's not what I was saying to you

FETA unless you're a bisexual girl with big knockers and a liberal attitude to meeting strangers off the internet.

FETA I'm negotiable on the big knockers.

Edited by DrTre on Sunday 6th December 19:17

[EvoBarry]

She's taking the mick out of you, tell her to grow up.

[Nolar Dog]

Grow a pair you fking jessie.

[Penny-lope]

She knows that you will always take her side, make her feel good about herself, and always be there.....

Sometimes you just have to put your foot down, and hope that she values you as a friend enough to keep in touch (and not just when she's been dumped)

(Talking from experience)

[Boozy]

Nolar Dog said:

Grow a pair you fking jessie.

Rather ironic!

[Alfanatic]

What the hell does MTFU mean?

If you don't want to be a girlfriend to her then stop being friendly and admit to her that you were only being nice to get her in the sack.

[shouldbworking]

Boozy said:

Nolar Dog said:

Grow a pair you fking jessie.

Rather ironic!

I chuckled - you know you're in trouble when you're being told to grow a pair by Nolar

I'm expecting a venom spitting denial of any interest, followed by a period of silence, followed by another account of romantic adventures gone wrong, and not in the amusing Flashman way either

[philthy]

Boozy said:

Nolar Dog said:

Grow a pair you fking jessie.

Rather ironic!

[shouldbworking]

Alfanatic said:

What the hell does MTFU mean?

Man The fk Up

[Biker's Nemesis]

Jizz over her jugs and then wipe your knob on her curtains.

Better still, hump her mother.














This is free advice BTW.

[T89 Callan]

Next time she asks you to comfort her just whip your cock out and say "Heres you comfort, now start slurping"

[Road Pest]

Not read the post but clearly the answer was the last one.

[Alfanatic]

shouldbworking said:

Alfanatic said:

What the hell does MTFU mean?

Man The fk Up

Ahhhhhh. In that case I vote D

[ApexJimi]

wtf does LJBF mean?

Oh and my advice? Forget about her, cut off all ties and walk away from her.

Girls like her are headfks

[Hell27]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Jizz over her jugs and then wipe your knob on her curtains.

Better still, hump her mother.














This is free advice BTW.

Can I keep this quote as a digital signature for email? Class answer

[wibble(cb)]

ApexJimi said:

wtf does LJBF mean?

Oh and my advice? Forget about her, cut off all ties and walk away from her.

Girls like her are headfks

LJBF= Lets just be friends.

[Murray993]

Re hydrate your raisins.

[dudleybloke]

just lob it out.
usualy works for me!

[DrTre]

ApexJimi said:

wtf does LJBF mean?

Love Juice Bum Fun