Secret bloody santa- ideas if you please

[Emsman]

Got a fair few to dinner this year, mrs emsman has insisted on doing secret santa as it will be "fun".

I remain wholly unconvinced, and cant think about what to get.

£10 limit, novelty or otherwise.

Anyone had to run through the utter charade that is secret santa and is able to spare me using my limited brain power to think of something?

Merry christmas

[davido140]

dildo

[mat13]

seriously are you going to wrap it, scissors are sharp you know...

[mitzy]

Bloke at work got a gimp mask one christmas , mind you he was fking ugly anyway.

[Neil1300R]

Secret Santa, only works if you know the people so you buy them someone appropriate. Woman in office, has two kids, really didn't want anymore. Is now pregnant again. So her secret santa at the office do is a box of condoms.
Worked with a salesman that everyone hated, so his secret santa was a book entitled "How to win Friends and Influence People".

[XMES RUS]

Just for men hair dye works a treat on the grey heads, Ive had many a happy customer.

[Emsman]

They are coming for christmas dinner ffs, not an orgy.

Anyone suggest anything non-sexual- dont think my dear old mum would relish opening a gimp mask at the dinner table.



Or a dildo before someone chimes in

[Liszt]

Cheap white tshirt and an iron on printable transfer. Print a photo of you on to transfer, and iron on to tshirt.

[13th]

lol yes I have a few ideas; I've had to get a few this year and I've gone for imaginative wrapping..... and as they are for people on here I can't say!

Do I get the 2009 award for the "most pointless post" !?

[CedGTV]

I got my director once.

Late 30's, single, OK-ish if a little ballsy female.

£10 limit.

End up getting her Boss Woman fragrance, get it ! 'kin blew the budget right out the water, but it was worth it.

She was well pleased and I got a little something extra for chrimbo that year

edited for speeling

Edited by CedGTV on Wednesday 9th December 15:32

[f-fuxake]

Inflatable Santa outfit?

Edited by f-fuxake on Wednesday 9th December 15:27

[Emsman]

f-fuxake said:

Inflatable Santa outfit?

Edited by f-fuxake on Wednesday 9th December 15:27

Tit!!!!!!!!!!!

[Penny-lope]

Can you not all give the gifts a theme....a colour or a letter. May make it slightly more fun

[DrTre]

CedGTV said:

She was well pleased and I got a little something extra for chrimbo that year

Buttfked by a late 30's single, transexual director?

[Emsman]

I blame mrs emsman.

£10, and has to be fun.

Bottle of cheap scotch? Pack of fags?

Im at a loss. Dont know where to start.

edited to add: 10 of us and 2 kids (luckily for them excluded!)

£100 to waste on some "fun" st that will never get used.

I suggested just not bothering and was told to....well, something i shant repeat here

Edited by Emsman on Wednesday 9th December 15:34

[Cara van man]

DrTre said:

CedGTV said:

She was well pleased and I got a little something extra for chrimbo that year

Buttfked by a late 30's single, transexual director?

Does this happen on 'the outside'?

I've led a sheltered life.

[Penny-lope]

Emsman said:

I blame mrs emsman.

£10, and has to be fun.

Bottle of cheap scotch? Pack of fags?

Im at a loss. Dont know where to start.

www.hawkin.com

Edited by Penny-lope on Wednesday 9th December 15:35

[ConcreteBuffalo]

literally just pulled my name out of the office hat.

Ah the blonde, admin girl. Ck shaped bottle stop it is.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

twister board game, good for pissed antics later on ahem..

[shirt]

secret santa for family. er, why?