Facebook and mothers cooing over their children....
Facebook and mothers cooing over their children....
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Mc lovin

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5,588 posts

245 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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I've resisted the urge to rant about this for long enough, however, every time i log in to Facebook, i'm greeted with the same old st on the home page.

One woman in particular that i went to school with has two kids, every single fking day, its oooh he's so clever, he did really well today, or Ben did a poo at Pauls house and managed to wipe his own arse!

Clearly she loves her kids which is fine, however posting status updates about how fantastic her child is and how fking fatastic it is, clearly is not.

What opened the flood gates was a video of her kid singing and dancing to a song, now ordinarily this is fine, although slightly weird but posting it on the internet.... wtf?

I have kids, but i don't post about every single fking bowel movement made by them.

WTF is wrong with some people? why would you do that, its a bit like going up to someone in the street and ramming a picture of your child into their face and saying "isn't he the best kid you have ever seen, oh, oh wait here's a video of him taking his first potty st"

Drives me insane.

HTH

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

222 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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She rejected your advances didn't she yes

nonplussed

3,338 posts

253 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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I suppose it'd be too easy to just block status updates from the offending person? Works for me.

davido140

9,614 posts

250 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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There is an ignore button on facebook for people like this.

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

217 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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My status today is also about my son.....

'Day two of the great snottergate scandal'

Am such a caring mum hehe

escargot

17,122 posts

241 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Mc lovin said:
I've resisted the urge to rant about this for long enough, however, every time i log in to Facebook, i'm greeted with the same old st on the home page.

One woman in particular that i went to school with has two kids, every single fking day, its oooh he's so clever, he did really well today, or Ben did a poo at Pauls house and managed to wipe his own arse!

Clearly she loves her kids which is fine, however posting status updates about how fantastic her child is and how fking fatastic it is, clearly is not.

What opened the flood gates was a video of her kid singing and dancing to a song, now ordinarily this is fine, although slightly weird but posting it on the internet.... wtf?

I have kids, but i don't post about every single fking bowel movement made by them.

WTF is wrong with some people? why would you do that, its a bit like going up to someone in the street and ramming a picture of your child into their face and saying "isn't he the best kid you have ever seen, oh, oh wait here's a video of him taking his first potty st"

Drives me insane.

HTH
It's very simple, all you need to do is post a comment underneath one of the kids pictures with something like "Ooh, she/he looks just like my ex girlfriend/boyfriend but with a cuter arse".

I guarantee it'll stop.

shirt

25,077 posts

225 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Mc lovin said:
I've resisted the urge to rant about this for long enough
me too, though i'll resist just a little longer.

i see where you're coming from and i was actually ranting about this in the office earlier. it seems all the girls i knew at school are now locked in some competition about who can stay at home the longest and pump out the most sprogs.

like you, this doesn't really bother me, their choice etc. its the fact they update their status, profile pic etc. every day and upload yet more baby pics each week. then of course they all have to comment on each others pics, its monotonous.

i would like to delete them, but seeing as they are actually friends i shall resist. if the lads start doing this as well though i will start wondering.

LadyB

303 posts

211 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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I work with a woman like this. Every day we hear "Imogen did this ... Imogen did that!" This woman can relate ANY topic to her daughter!

I now refer to her as "Imogen's mum"!!

As above, use the 'hide' button!

Neil H

15,407 posts

275 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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I get this as well, some people really abuse the status updates.

Mr Will

13,719 posts

230 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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A small number of people on her friends list will be very interested in these updates. Most will be just as annoyed as you.

With my daughter we solved the problem by creating her own facebook account (despite the fact she's only 1!) on which we can post these updates, her photos, etc where they will only be seen by the people we want to see them.

With regard to your dilemma, that is what the block/remove as friend buttons are for.

escargot

17,122 posts

241 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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By the way, my 3 month old is almost rolling over now.


crofty1984

16,923 posts

228 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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How do you delete friends on facebook? There's far too many people I don't give a st about on mine.

obscene

5,179 posts

209 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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escargot said:
Mc lovin said:
I've resisted the urge to rant about this for long enough, however, every time i log in to Facebook, i'm greeted with the same old st on the home page.

One woman in particular that i went to school with has two kids, every single fking day, its oooh he's so clever, he did really well today, or Ben did a poo at Pauls house and managed to wipe his own arse!

Clearly she loves her kids which is fine, however posting status updates about how fantastic her child is and how fking fatastic it is, clearly is not.

What opened the flood gates was a video of her kid singing and dancing to a song, now ordinarily this is fine, although slightly weird but posting it on the internet.... wtf?

I have kids, but i don't post about every single fking bowel movement made by them.

WTF is wrong with some people? why would you do that, its a bit like going up to someone in the street and ramming a picture of your child into their face and saying "isn't he the best kid you have ever seen, oh, oh wait here's a video of him taking his first potty st"

Drives me insane.

HTH
It's very simple, all you need to do is post a comment underneath one of the kids pictures with something like "Ooh, she/he looks just like my ex girlfriend/boyfriend but with a cuter arse".

I guarantee it'll stop.
laughlaughlaughlaugh

escargot

17,122 posts

241 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Mr Will said:
A small number of people on her friends list will be very interested in these updates. Most will be just as annoyed as you.

With my daughter we solved the problem by creating her own facebook account (despite the fact she's only 1!) on which we can post these updates, her photos, etc where they will only be seen by the people we want to see them.

With regard to your dilemma, that is what the block/remove as friend buttons are for.
Blimey Will, what next? Her own mobile at 2? Ears pierced at 3? Tattoo at 4? Pregnant at 5? Heroin addict at 6?

It's a slippery slope.

Mc lovin

Original Poster:

5,588 posts

245 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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obscene said:
escargot said:
Mc lovin said:
I've resisted the urge to rant about this for long enough, however, every time i log in to Facebook, i'm greeted with the same old st on the home page.

One woman in particular that i went to school with has two kids, every single fking day, its oooh he's so clever, he did really well today, or Ben did a poo at Pauls house and managed to wipe his own arse!

Clearly she loves her kids which is fine, however posting status updates about how fantastic her child is and how fking fatastic it is, clearly is not.

What opened the flood gates was a video of her kid singing and dancing to a song, now ordinarily this is fine, although slightly weird but posting it on the internet.... wtf?

I have kids, but i don't post about every single fking bowel movement made by them.

WTF is wrong with some people? why would you do that, its a bit like going up to someone in the street and ramming a picture of your child into their face and saying "isn't he the best kid you have ever seen, oh, oh wait here's a video of him taking his first potty st"

Drives me insane.

HTH
It's very simple, all you need to do is post a comment underneath one of the kids pictures with something like "Ooh, she/he looks just like my ex girlfriend/boyfriend but with a cuter arse".

I guarantee it'll stop.
laughlaughlaughlaugh
So wrong butrofl


I'll admit, i did go out with her at school, how things change paperbag

Mc lovin

Original Poster:

5,588 posts

245 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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I give you todays submission:

  • * Nativity was so lovely and all the kids did so well. But *** wasnt himself, didnt really join in etc because he was sitting next to a not very nice little boy who ruined the whole thing for him, pushing him, playing with his clothes and hitting him on the side. Feel a bit upset frown Teacher moving him away from little boy tomorrow, so hopefully *** will enjoy it a bit more.
Sigh, poor little fker

LadyB

303 posts

211 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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crofty1984 said:
How do you delete friends on facebook? There's far too many people I don't give a st about on mine.
Click 'Friends' at top of page, find said friend you want to delete and click the little 'x' which will ask you if you want to 'remove connection'.

I had a clear out last month and deleted 104 friends!!

bonsai

2,015 posts

204 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Yet another reason to eschew Facebook, having now taken over from the school gates as the medium of choice for Proud Parents

bigmanteebs

5,734 posts

239 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Facebook is perfect for attention seekers.

Toni896

2,188 posts

250 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Any you know there are a st load of lurkers now checking to see if they know the person been moaned about ....