Jokes needed about 'charity' please
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I know there's a the old Roger Connery-Moore thread versions 1 - 25, but you try searching those in any sensible way!
Tomorrow night I have the duty I of fronting a Christmas do (circa 150 people) where there will be a 'charity' theme. As such, I need a few (clean) jokes about charity. I've got a couple but could do with a few more. Mods please at least let this thread run for 20 hours before you padlock the damn thing!
Tomorrow night I have the duty I of fronting a Christmas do (circa 150 people) where there will be a 'charity' theme. As such, I need a few (clean) jokes about charity. I've got a couple but could do with a few more. Mods please at least let this thread run for 20 hours before you padlock the damn thing!
One Sunday a Vicar asked his congregation to consider giving a little
extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would
be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and
noticed that someone had contributed a £50.00 note. He was so excited
that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said
he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in
the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The Vicarr
asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the Vicarr.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her
to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to
the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and
him and him."
extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would
be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and
noticed that someone had contributed a £50.00 note. He was so excited
that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said
he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in
the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The Vicarr
asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the Vicarr.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her
to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to
the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and
him and him."
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