Couple of jokes.

[Dan7357]

A few jokes to brighten up this dull Monday –


A wee Irish boy crying at the side of the road.
A man asks “What’s wrong?”
The boy says “Ma Ma is dead”
“Oh bejaysus” the man says “do you want me to get Father O’Riley?”
Wee boy replies “No thanks Mister, sex is the last thing on my mind right now”



I hate crushing pill up and putting them in my Gran's dinner. I feel sneaky, but if I ever got her pregnant I would not be able to forgive myself !!


Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.
Paddy says “It’s me wife, I’ve accidentally shot her, I’ve killed her”
Operator “calm down sir, firstly can you please check she is dead”
Click – Bang
Paddy “Ok, done that, what’s next”

[Los Palmas 7]

I would suggest that these "jokes" should be in the Sean Connery thread.

But they're already there.

[GTIR]

Los Palmas 7 said:

I would suggest that these "jokes" should be in the Sean Connery thread.

But they're already there.

That ones not!

[adam85]

Touché

[Poledriver]

Sorry is this "Sean Connery Joke thread +1"?

[KaraK]

It would appear that the server has reached maximum re-post capacity for the Sean Connery thread so they have started to overflow randomly! Before you know it there will be threads in Speed Plod and The Law filled with jokes about autoglass filling in cracks and sad latvians!

[ShadownINja]

When the title said "couple of jokes" I was surprised to not see Gordon Brown mentioned.

[Poledriver]

I thought it was another trap for those playing THE GAME

[ShadownINja]

Poledriver said:

I thought it was another trap for those playing THE GAME

git.

[NobleLord]

ShadownINja said:

When the title said "couple of jokes" I was surprised to not see Gordon Brown mentioned.

I was expecting Ant and Dec

NL

[KaraK]

Poledriver said:

I thought it was another trap for those playing THE GAME

thank crunchie I'm still in my 30 minute buffer from losing over on the toilet wall thread!

[TonyHetherington]

Thanks for the post, Dan. What we try and do though is keep all the jokes in one plaec - there's a thread called "Sean Connery Joke" somewhere (it's now about volume 5 I think!) and we keep all the jokes there.

Thanks

As such, I'll close this one.
Tony