Caption Time

[Morningside]

I think the thermostat is turned up too high on this helmet as my face seems to be melting.

[Brink]

Do us a favour old chap. I can't do it myself because the cameras are watching my hands. Reach round the back there, give me a good old scratch. Tar.

[Shaw Tarse]

Why haven't I got camouflage on?

[ErnestM]

"Explain it to me again, what does blue on blue mean?"

Edited by ErnestM on Monday 14th December 17:51

[Digger]

inspired by recent events in Italy. . .

Edited by Digger on Monday 14th December 18:01

[Morningside]

Do I really have to hold this sign up?

[Cara Van Man]

"....eeeeer, Major, are you sure I don't need a parachute to jump out of the back of the Hercules?"

[Maxf]

Once popular Eagle Eye Action Man - soon to be in a £1 shop near you.

[Alfanatic]

The umpire at an armed forces cricket match has a word with the batsman.

[tzfan]

IL_JDM said:

Spazz Lightyear ---- 'To Obscurity and Beyond!'



(Shamelessly plagiarised from the 'Kandahar Visit' thread...)

[robinhood21]

...and I'll throw in a seat at the Lords if I don't have to face the troops.

[SeeFive]

"Now tell me again. We have sent you the right equipment now haven't we, and I am not wearing the old crappy stuff?"

[T89 Callan]

IL_JDM said:

"I've come dressed as the helicopter pilot from Goldeneye 64"

sorry for the nerd quote

[Kermit power]

IL_JDM said:

You say the MOD deliberately commissioned these bullet-proof jackets to look like an Afghan granny's shopping cart so our troops will blend in more? Excellent!

Or, alternatively, "No Prime Minister, of course you don't look like a suppurating bell-end wearing it over your suit jacket."

[TheEnd]

You are sure a flight helmet and a bright blue vest is standard kit?
I'm trying to be a little low key. Hence walking round the desert WITH A fkING SUIT ON

[Shaw Tarse]

FML there's the whole of Afgahnistan & I end up stood next to Winky!

[broadside]

So, for this 21 gun salute I just stand in front of the pole, face the nice men with guns and shout "Fire"?

[nelly1]

"Err, why is my vest ticking?"

[Kit80]

"I want you to investigate immediately who pinned the target on my back, it was not funny"

[adycav]

Winky goes to war.