What has happened to my Postman?

[Gretchen]

I haven't received any post since the early part of last week, which given my popularity with utility, insurance and double glazing companies, not to mention my Hillarys Blinds hate mail, (they sometimes stretch to two a week), seems somewhat unusual. And of note, one of the last letters I received had 'Delivered to wrong address' scrawled across it in a malicious font.

As yet, I haven't had the opportunity to call upon neighbours yet to see if I'm alone in my predicament. I don't have any loose tiles, so can't see why my property would be singled out. I live in a small village, not particularly isolated. Apart from my empty box, the only evidence that the Postman hasn't knocked is a distinct lack of elastic bands in my close.

Has he befallen some kind of sickness, or even worse Voodoo?!? Or is there another mail strike I'm yet to be informed of?



Concerned of East Anglia.

[Cara Van Man]

we only seem to get ours every third day......I'm sure they can't be arsed two days out of three.

[SystemParanoia]

the Grinch ate him!

[Justayellowbadge]

I suspect the paramiliatary wing of the PKM.

[Scott330ci]

Whats your address? I'll do a check on it if you like?

[Gretchen]

Scott330ci said:

Whats your address? I'll do a check on it if you like?

Thanks, that'd be great.

It's J. R. Hartley.

[Neil H]

Gretchen said:

Scott330ci said:

Whats your address? I'll do a check on it if you like?

Thanks, that'd be great.

It's J. R. Hartley.

That appears to be a name, rather than an address.

Maybe this is why your letters aren't arriving?

[Kit80]

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

[him_over_there]

Did he fall in your moat ?

Do you have a moat ?

[Silent1]

Isn't he away for his 2 week bondage-athon at the moment?

Gretchen said:

Scott330ci said:

Whats your address? I'll do a check on it if you like?

Thanks, that'd be great.

It's J. R. Hartley.

Oh look she's getting dappy in her old age.

no love, that's your fly fishing book

[Johnny]

Kit80 said:

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

And I'll direct you to look at the negatives... No Christmas presents. For me.

Bad, bad, bad.

[Silent1]

Johnny said:

Kit80 said:

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

And I'll direct you to look at the negatives... No Christmas presents. For me.

Bad, bad, bad.

I suggest you post him a copy of those photos of you in your trousers/boxer shorts that you had up on here

[Gretchen]

Neil H said:

Gretchen said:

Scott330ci said:

Whats your address? I'll do a check on it if you like?

Thanks, that'd be great.

It's J. R. Hartley.

That appears to be a name, rather than an address.

Maybe this is why your letters aren't arriving?

If, as a seven year old, I can write a letter to Father Christmas c/o The North Pole telling him I've been a good girl and want a Pony for Christmas. Only for said Pony to be brought on Christmas Day 1988, then I see no reason why not!!


(Some artistic licence regarding my age may have been used here).

[Johnny]

Silent1 said:

Johnny said:

Kit80 said:

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

And I'll direct you to look at the negatives... No Christmas presents. For me.

Bad, bad, bad.

I suggest you post him a copy of those photos of you in your trousers/boxer shorts that you had up on here

Boxers?? Purleese, thems was briefs

[Silent1]

Johnny said:

Silent1 said:

Johnny said:

Kit80 said:

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

And I'll direct you to look at the negatives... No Christmas presents. For me.

Bad, bad, bad.

I suggest you post him a copy of those photos of you in your trousers/boxer shorts that you had up on here

Boxers?? Purleese, thems was briefs

I didn't look for too long as i've only got mild strength mind bleach.

[Gretchen]

Johnny said:

Kit80 said:

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

And I'll direct you to look at the negatives... No Christmas presents. For me.

Bad, bad, bad.

I can assure you you'll be present in my box for Christmas.

[Cara Van Man]

[Silent1]

Gretchen said:

Johnny said:

Kit80 said:

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

And I'll direct you to look at the negatives... No Christmas presents. For me.

Bad, bad, bad.

I can assure you you'll be present in my box for Christmas.

[Johnny]

Cara Van Man said:

I wondered how long it would take... One mention of my kecks and you're straight in.

Sicko

[Johnny]

Silent1 said:

Gretchen said:

Johnny said:

Kit80 said:

Looks at the positives - no bills and no junk mail. I got more and more everyday. Think I am going to duct tape up my letter box.

And I'll direct you to look at the negatives... No Christmas presents. For me.

Bad, bad, bad.

I can assure you you'll be present in my box for Christmas.

Yeah, apparently that's illegal...