I dont get this joke
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pokethepope said:
The blind man thought he was giving the dog food but instead they were his keys?
The blind mans car is from the future and drives him around automatically. The dog - a guide-dog - upset at being replaced by a machine ate the keys to prevent the man replacing him with a guide-car?
you're thinking outside of the box there!The blind mans car is from the future and drives him around automatically. The dog - a guide-dog - upset at being replaced by a machine ate the keys to prevent the man replacing him with a guide-car?
sadly the box was labelled 'sanity' and you're clearly outside of it
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.
Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.
Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Remember that one from school, usually told to see if the victim was the sort of person who would laugh because everyone else was and not admit to not undertanding the joke.Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.
Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"
Your guess is as good as mine...
davido140 said:
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.
Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"
Your guess is as good as mine...
But that wouldn't really make a good punch line would it
RizzoTheRat said:
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.
Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Remember that one from school, usually told to see if the victim was the sort of person who would laugh because everyone else was and not admit to not undertanding the joke.Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"
To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.
Never did get it.
Which turns out to be a fishmongers.
king arthur said:
davido140 said:
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..
Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"
Your guess is as good as mine...
That just made me LOL but I've no idea why.Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"
Your guess is as good as mine...
That's nearly as bad as:
Woman about to step into bath hears a ring at the door.
"Who is it?" she shouts down.
"Blind man", comes the answer.
Assured that her modesty will not be compromised, she runs downstairs naked an opens the door.
The man at the door says, "Nice tits lady, now where do you want these blinds."
Badoom, tish!
Woman about to step into bath hears a ring at the door.
"Who is it?" she shouts down.
"Blind man", comes the answer.
Assured that her modesty will not be compromised, she runs downstairs naked an opens the door.
The man at the door says, "Nice tits lady, now where do you want these blinds."
Badoom, tish!
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