Secret Santa faux pas.

[davido140]

Probably a load of these threads already... but this is brilliant...

Just heard that someone has got midget porn for a girl at work.

Present is wrapped and in the secret santa sack, no taking it back now. Not sure when the grand opening is, probably xmas eve, cant bloody wait!!

any other entirely inapropriate secret santa gifts been purchased this year?

[ymwoods]

I brought "rubbers for the smaller man" would just about fit over a pencil. The guy is always bragging so thought it would be a good red-faced present for him to open infront of the women.

[911motorsport]

Two bars of soap and a roll-on for the stinky cow in inbound.

[toasty]

I got a guy at work a copy of FHM, some hand cream and a pack of Marigold gloves.

[rlw]

really tasteless crotchless knickers for a total prude a few years ago

[Doobs]

rlw said:

really tasteless crotchless knickers for a total prude a few years ago

You tasted them ... pervert!

[sday12]

Didn't know who was my secret santa person, all a bit last minute, popped over to the cornershop.

Bottle of Vodka














It was Mohammed.

[CedGTV]

Bought one of those little silver vibrators from Ann Summers for this old girl that did the filing.

She didn't come back after the Christmas break........

Then came the inquest over who sent what to who...........

I started at my then new company in early Feb.

[Dan_1981]

Last time - vibrating cock ring.

Not been invited since.......

[Dupont666]

Rubber penis for the prude... never done secret santa since

[SeeFive]

Bought a comb and removed all the teeth apart from the big end ones (which someone had done to me before and I thought was extremely funny) plus a bottle of Frizz Ease for a bald, gay bloke I worked with. I thought he would see the funny side, but he cried.

I felt rather bad about it as he was a genuinely nice bloke with a (normally) good sense of humour.

[911motorsport]

SeeFive said:

Bought a comb and removed all the teeth apart from the big end ones (which someone had done to me before and I thought was extremely funny) plus a bottle of Frizz Ease for a bald, gay bloke I worked with. I thought he would see the funny side, but he cried.

I felt rather bad about it as he was a genuinely nice bloke with a (normally) good sense of humour.

[JB!]

SeeFive said:

Bought a comb and removed all the teeth apart from the big end ones (which someone had done to me before and I thought was extremely funny) plus a bottle of Frizz Ease for a bald, gay bloke I worked with. I thought he would see the funny side, but he cried.

I felt rather bad about it as he was a genuinely nice bloke with a (normally) good sense of humour.

[sw4rm]

Dark haired admin girl got a nasal hair trimmer last year.

Our management have proposed a "secret scrouge" this year £1 maximum spend. I have John. Mid 30's, decent guy but total World of Warcraft fanboy.
I'd like to make it really insulting but I know however I try to relate it to WoW he'll like it anyway. Had thought of picking up a cheap white t-shirt, blagging some iron-on printer paper and making some sort of WoW related geek shirt?
Any ideas?

[Famous Graham]

sw4rm said:

Dark haired admin girl got a nasal hair trimmer last year.

Our management have proposed a "secret scrouge" this year £1 maximum spend. I have John. Mid 30's, decent guy but total World of Warcraft fanboy.
I'd like to make it really insulting but I know however I try to relate it to WoW he'll like it anyway. Had thought of picking up a cheap white t-shirt, blagging some iron-on printer paper and making some sort of WoW related geek shirt?
Any ideas?

[Ross1988]

/Geek on

Write Leeeerrrrooooyyyy!!! on it

/Geek off

[Dan_1981]

At least I got chicken.

[sw4rm]

Had to Google that. That could be funny. I'll drop it into conversation tomorrow and see if he's aware of the Leeroy video.

[Odie]

sw4rm said:

Had to Google that. That could be funny. I'll drop it into conversation tomorrow and see if he's aware of the Leeroy video.

Everyones aware of the leeroy video, it was staged btw but still funny

[NDA]

911motorsport said:

Two bars of soap and a roll-on for the stinky cow in inbound.

That's the sort of cheap and dirty trick........... that would give me a fit of the giggles for hours!