I caught a troll

[davido140]

Okey dokey, I dont know if this is true or not, what do you lot think..

Friend of a customers boyfriend (tenuous already) has a grown-up son who has learning difficlties of some description.

Apparently he fends for himself whilst mum is at work,

One day he called mum in a fluster "Mum, quick, come home, I've caught a troll"

Mum doesnt know what to make of this but as son is quite clearly in a bit of a state she makes her excuses at work and heads home.

The son is found looking a bit of a state with marks and scratches on his face, "Mum, look, I've caught a troll, it's in the bathroom"

Mum opens the bathroom door to find a terrified dwarf that the son had grabbed off the street!!

True or not, I have no idea...

[WorAl]

<snigger> still funny

[DrTre]

not true. variation on LSD casualty tale.

[twiglove]

[CyprusCraig]

I don't know why but i found that really funny.

Maybe because i have a friend with a phobia of dwarfs...

[davido140]

Well I found it bloody funny too, I think I subconciously didnt mention in the OP as the lounge seems all a bit "sensitive" at the moment, I'm probably due a flaming as I've not had one in a while.

[Stu R]

heard too many variations on it from too many people for it to be true. Made me giggle though

[GTIR]

What's that sketch about midges in the bathroom and he goes in with a can of fly spray and it's midgets?

Is it IT crowd?

Tell me.

[MynameisRob]

A small part of me believes that ...

[davido140]

GTIR said:

What's that sketch about midges in the bathroom and he goes in with a can of fly spray and it's midgets?

Is it IT crowd?

Tell me.

I remember that too, I seem to recall that being quite old, 80's or early 90's ??

I might be wrong through...

[Famous Graham]

Reminds of the episode of Green Wing where Dr Statham kills a green-painted dwarf

[adam85]

Oblivious troll is oblivious

[Master Mischief]

I have a friend who swears that this happened to his sisters (now ex) boyfriend. Went out clubbing, took some recreational drugs, caught a lepricorn on the way home, took him home and then passed out.

Woke up the next day due to a banging in his wardrobe and released a non too chuffed dwarf / midget who unsurprisingly pressed charges. Apparently the guy is in quite a lot of trouble over it and is facing kidnapping and false imprisonment charges over it.

More than likely not true but still amusing.

[V8mate]

Master Mischief said:

... caught a lepricorn

Is that like a unicorn, but whose horn keeps falling off?

[Justayellowbadge]

Not big. Not clever.

[V8mate]

Justayellowbadge said:

Not big. Not clever.

I guess that's two things people say about you. I, however, am both big AND clever :-)

[AdeTuono]

GTIR said:

What's that sketch about midges in the bathroom and he goes in with a can of fly spray and it's midgets?

Is it IT crowd?

Tell me.

One Foot in the Grave.

[Sym7]

V8mate said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Not big. Not clever.

I guess that's two things people say about you. I, however, am both big AND clever :-)

[sebo]

Justayellowbadge said:

Not big. Not clever.

Dwarf with special needs?

[Justayellowbadge]

sebo said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Not big. Not clever.

Dwarf with special needs?

Well, he let himself get caught by a child.

I don't think a Nobel is in his future.