Cracker hatred already.

[Lucky 13]

It's been a while since I've been in, and my how things have changed! No Pie and Piston, only to be replaced with a 'lounge' complete with dating threads. Never thought I'd see the day

Anyway. I could really use a little festive help and could'nt think of a better place to come. Its my stoopid idea of making my own crackers you see, first of all finding gifts small enough to fit inside was somewhat of a battle, but I think I've just about sorted that side, but the little 'kits' do not come with jokes for christ sake! Sooooooo.. any ideas?

The best I have is:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

....Can you smell carrot?

You can see my predicament. Help please?

[Kit80]

What would you get if all the cars in Britain were red?

A red carnation

[Lucky 13]

Not bad at all. *ahem* BUT any Xmas themed ones?

[trooperiziz]

Racist...

[Kit80]

Cracker Jokes are snow joke you know! That was from the top 50 best cracker jokes.

But oh well here you go..

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

[spurs-442]

What do you sing at a snowman's party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

[911motorsport]

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?

A Porcupine

[Neil H]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eyed-deer.

What you call a deer with no ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you.

[Lucky 13]

What aboooouutttt..

Doctor doctor, I have this problem. I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping, can you give me something for it?
Doc: Try this medicine, if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Oh god, I'm in trouble. Who needs jokes in crackers anyhow?!