Tiger Woods "Cracking Up"?

[Jimbeaux]

Watching cartoons in seclusion & golfing in the dark:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/18/re...

[Olivero]

You do realise that 'night golf' is a euphemism for masturbating like a space monkey.

[Jimbeaux]

Olivero said:

You do realise that 'night golf' is a euphemism for masturbating like a space monkey.

[bananapieface]

Aint he been banging Jessica Simpson?

[Jimbeaux]

bananapieface said:

Aint he been banging Jessica Simpson?

The shorter list now is who hasn't he banged.

[stew-S160]

the bad thing is, the 'usual' thing that follows this kind of behaviour, is suicide or total self destruction(drink/drugs/other).

[glazbagun]

Says Fox News based on a couple of quotes. Alternatively, he's just screwed up his personal life spectacularly and has media scum hunting for every last crumb of a non-story they can find. I mean seriously- how is the dude expected to behave? Like James Bond?

Edited by glazbagun on Saturday 19th December 04:15

[T89 Callan]

Oh boo hoo.

[Jimbeaux]

glazbagun said:

Says Fox News based on a couple of quotes. Alternatively, he's just screwed up his personal life spectacularly and has media scum hunting for every last crumb of a non-story they can find.

Thousands of people, who don't have nearly a billion Dollars, face worse than this everyday. Let's not worry too much about Mr. Woods.

[Olivero]

Jimbeaux said:

glazbagun said:

Says Fox News based on a couple of quotes. Alternatively, he's just screwed up his personal life spectacularly and has media scum hunting for every last crumb of a non-story they can find.

Thousands of people, who don't have nearly a billion Dollars, face worse than this everyday. Let's not worry too much about Mr. Woods.

I don't worry about Mr Woods because he has more money than you could possibly spend on coke n hookers in one lifetime. I don't worry about Mr Woods because I simply couldn't care less what happens to a golf player I have never met.

[glazbagun]

Jimbeaux said:

glazbagun said:

Says Fox News based on a couple of quotes. Alternatively, he's just screwed up his personal life spectacularly and has media scum hunting for every last crumb of a non-story they can find.

Thousands of people, who don't have nearly a billion Dollars, face worse than this everyday. Let's not worry too much about Mr. Woods.

Then why post about him? Seriously- who gives a st!? Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kill all journalists and media outlets who print this st!

[glazbagun]

glazbagun said:

Jimbeaux said:

glazbagun said:

Says Fox News based on a couple of quotes. Alternatively, he's just screwed up his personal life spectacularly and has media scum hunting for every last crumb of a non-story they can find.

Thousands of people, who don't have nearly a billion Dollars, face worse than this everyday. Let's not worry too much about Mr. Woods.

Then why post about him? Seriously- who gives a st!? Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kill all journalists and media outlets who print this st!

Sorry- someone got me talking about Tony Blair last night and I still havent got over it.

[Olivero]

Thinking about it, shouldn't he be some kind of PH hero? After all the usual response to most questions is "spend it on coke and hookers" or "kick her back doors in"

Still think the whole situation is less interesting than eating cress.

[Jimbeaux]

Olivero said:

Jimbeaux said:

glazbagun said:

Says Fox News based on a couple of quotes. Alternatively, he's just screwed up his personal life spectacularly and has media scum hunting for every last crumb of a non-story they can find.

Thousands of people, who don't have nearly a billion Dollars, face worse than this everyday. Let's not worry too much about Mr. Woods.

I don't worry about Mr Woods because he has more money than you could possibly spend on coke n hookers in one lifetime. I don't worry about Mr Woods because I simply couldn't care less what happens to a golf player I have never met.

Precisely my point.

[Jimbeaux]

glazbagun said:

Jimbeaux said:

glazbagun said:

Says Fox News based on a couple of quotes. Alternatively, he's just screwed up his personal life spectacularly and has media scum hunting for every last crumb of a non-story they can find.

Thousands of people, who don't have nearly a billion Dollars, face worse than this everyday. Let's not worry too much about Mr. Woods.

Then why post about him? Seriously- who gives a st!? Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kill all journalists and media outlets who print this st!

Because here is akin to the useless banter we all do in bars/pubs.

[10 Pence Short]

Tiger Woods for X-Factor No.1 Christmas 2010?

What's he going to sing?

Rape Me by Nirvana?