Killer is killed his own pants. Completely absurd story.

[swiftpete]

http://www.sphere.com/crime/article/killer-hector-...

I thought this was completely ridiculous, although I guess the relatives probably aren't laughing. But we're not the relatives, so check it out.

[TheEnd]

swiftpete said:

the relatives probably aren't laughing. But we're not the relatives, so check it out.

I like your style!

[Cara Van Man]

"He was very dead"

You'd think so, headbutting the ground from 3 stories up.

What a tit.

[V8mate]

Article said:

"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

Classic.

[Justayellowbadge]

Horrible.

It's trousers.

[rocksteadyeddie]

[The Riddler]

Cara Van Man said:

"He was very dead"

You'd think so, headbutting the ground from 3 stories up.

What a tit.

I think the technical term is 'Face-plant.'

[chimera40]

And the Darwin Award for this year goes to...

[Catz]

Karma.

[Nickyboy]

Reminds me of the skater boi who crossed the road in front of me a couple of weeks back then promptly fell flat on his face as his arse hanging trousers hindered his attempt to break into a trot

[Jimbeaux]

Good for that type idiot; no sleep will be lost on that waste of skin. The baggy pants phenom is aiding law enforcement everywhere as crooks are falling over at the knees quicker than a Tiger Woods mistress.

[iluvmercs]

So did it get it straight...The family were drug dealers?
Murderer then dies.

If so, Karma's working overtime!

Darren

[dudleybloke]

iluvmercs said:

So did it get it straight...The family were drug dealers?
Murderer then dies.

If so, Karma's working overtime!

Darren

a good result all round!

[anonymous-user]

The Riddler said:

Cara Van Man said:

"He was very dead"

You'd think so, headbutting the ground from 3 stories up.

What a tit.

I think the technical term is 'Face-plant.'

And only one picture will suffice

[swiftpete]

That is an incredible picture, I wonder what his nose looked like after that had happened? He looks like he's wincing.

[mybrainhurts]

Holy snot...

[The Riddler]

Thats a fkin face-palnt! :thumhyo:

[Digger]

I'm guessing someone played a (nasty) practical joke on that fella, or he forgot to tighten up the stem etc. That must be his own front wheel with fork attached? Is he still holding the handle-bars?

[i remember]

looooooooolbot

he was very dead

fking epic!

[Babu 01]

Digger said:

I'm guessing someone played a (nasty) practical joke on that fella, or he forgot to tighten up the stem etc. That must be his own front wheel with fork attached? Is he still holding the handle-bars?

Looks like the top & down tubes have seperated from the head tube.

Used to happen quite regularly on aluminium frames back in the early 90s when welding techniques were not the best.