Christmas crap

[carlymart]

My Christmas is bad what's yours like

Christmas eve I am at work from 7 am till 5
my manager has been told she is being moved as she has been in the same job for too long and she is a greatmanager and every ones is sad about it
my friends mam died 2 days ago
tonight I am sleeping on the sofa in my house while my ex sleeps up stairs on her own
I am only staying tonight for my 5 year old little girl
my house is for sale and no ones buying it
my daughter hates me not being there all the time
tomorrow I have to cook Christmas dinner for my daughter and ex and then put up with the to be ex inlaws who blame me for the breakup even though it was there daughter who chested on me
boxing day her "friend" will pop round
so 3 bad days
make me feel better about it please

[TedMaul]

If Wizzard had their way, it would be Christmas every day. Be grateful it isn't.

[Jgtv]

Hookers and Coke while the "friend" is over.

Its the only way.

[sday12]

2 packs of 8 Ace

Chin her 'friend' when he comes round.

Make you feel better, guaranteed.

P.S.

Don't do this in front of the bairn

Edited by sday12 on Thursday 24th December 13:44

[RSGulp]

You own a house.
You have a job.
You have somewhere safe and warm to sleep tonight.
You will be eating dinner tomorrow ...with family.

Want to feel better about your lot?
Volunteer to do a few hours at your local homeless shelter this evening...

[carlymart]

Doing something helping others I a very good idea thanks

[Steamer]

RSGulp said:

You own a house.
You have a job.
You have somewhere safe and warm to sleep tonight.
You will be eating dinner tomorrow ...with family.

Want to feel better about your lot?
Volunteer to do a few hours at your local homeless shelter this evening...

Exactly!

And that RX8 isnt quite a push bike is it!

Things could always be worse.

Edited by Steamer on Thursday 24th December 13:57

[poo at Paul's]

She "chested" on you, you say? I reckon have a few cans of Magners, then pop upstairs while she is asleep and "chest" on her, whilst singing ding dong merrily on high in hushed tones!

[Four Cofffee]

I had a similar crap Chrimbo some years back, seeing my kids for a few hours at a time, living in my Mum's spare bedroom while the divorce went through, having to make myself scarce in my own house when her (previously our) friends and family came around to drink and talk about me.

The only way is up from there. It may take a bit of time but there is always light at the end of the tunnel. Making more time to be with my own family helped a great deal.

[red rider]

RSGulp said:

You own a house.
You have a job.
You have somewhere safe and warm to sleep tonight.
You will be eating dinner tomorrow ...with family.

Want to feel better about your lot?
Volunteer to do a few hours at your local homeless shelter this evening...

What the fk has this got to do making the poor guy feeling better, this guy is obviously unhappy big time, sometimes no matter what material things you have it just dont make a difference. Happiness and health is all that counts.(oh and beer and hoars)

[Mr Trophy]

This will be my first Christmas that I'll have without my parents being together, very hard

Edited by Mr Trophy on Thursday 24th December 16:32

[Eric Mc]

God Almighty - it feels nore like '"Whingemas" on PH rather than "Christmas".

I'm off to watch "Blackadder's Christmas Carol" to cheer myself up

[CC07 PEU]

poo at Paul's said:

poo at Paul's

Funny name^^^^

[mrdelmonti]

Eric Mc said:

God Almighty - it feels nore like '"Whingemas" on PH rather than "Christmas".

I'm off to watch "Blackadder's Christmas Carol" to cheer myself up

Excellent choice, nothing beats a bit of Blackadder.

[Hollywood Wheels]

poo at Paul's said:

She "chested" on you, you say? I reckon have a few cans of Magners, then pop upstairs while she is asleep and "chest" on her, whilst singing ding dong merrily on high in hushed tones!

[RSGulp]

red rider said:

RSGulp said:

You own a house.
You have a job.
You have somewhere safe and warm to sleep tonight.
You will be eating dinner tomorrow ...with family.

Want to feel better about your lot?
Volunteer to do a few hours at your local homeless shelter this evening...

What the fk has this got to do making the poor guy feeling better, this guy is obviously unhappy big time, sometimes no matter what material things you have it just dont make a difference. Happiness and health is all that counts.(oh and beer and hoars)

Because he should cheer the fk up and be more thankful for what he has, rather than moan about what he hasn't. Thinking positively is what makes people happy and healthy.

[clumpy]

First christmas without my dad

Mum now loves 70 odd miles away in wales on her own, Shes working 14 hours tomorrow to help her through. I was laid off from work 2 weeks ago and can only just afford to go and see her.

Bah humbug

Edited by clumpy on Thursday 24th December 22:23

[Cara Van Man]

Ok, it's simple.

Get yourself some cans of real high strength cider, like Merrydown, the proper tramps piss.
Down the lot as quickly as possible.
Let her wake up with the beautiful sensation of warm, apple flavoured liquid running off her face.
Revel in the moment. It's all you have.

[anonymous-user]

carlymart said:

My Christmas is bad what's yours like

Christmas eve I am at work from 7 am till 5
my manager has been told she is being moved as she has been in the same job for too long and she is a greatmanager and every ones is sad about it
my friends mam died 2 days ago
tonight I am sleeping on the sofa in my house while my ex sleeps up stairs on her own
I am only staying tonight for my 5 year old little girl
my house is for sale and no ones buying it
my daughter hates me not being there all the time
tomorrow I have to cook Christmas dinner for my daughter and ex and then put up with the to be ex inlaws who blame me for the breakup even though it was there daughter who chested on me
boxing day her "friend" will pop round
so 3 bad days
make me feel better about it please

Just remember this is all (or mostly) for the little girl... focus on that and you won't feel too bad. When you see your daughter smile whilst opening her pressies it'll make up for it all...

[71notout]

Mr Trophy said:

This will be my first Christmas that I'll have without my parents being together, very hard

2 Christmas dinners

Chin up bud