so how many people have cut themselves over xmas lunch!
so how many people have cut themselves over xmas lunch!
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space1999

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436 posts

219 months

Friday 25th December 2009
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Ok Christmas lunch by ourselves with our son, and Chrismas lunch cooked and then my husband felt the knife wasn't sharp enough so having several million glasses of mulled wine decided to sharpen the knife before carving bearing in mind it was Lamb and not turkey cooked slow and is really tender but wanted to show off! It was one of those stay sharp one's you know the one you push in and pull out execpt he slipped and gave himself a deep cut which he then shook his hand everywhere over the kitchen and I had to remove the drips of blood around the sides, dishwasher, fridge and cupboard doors, not only that but had to pick up guts and a mouse's head off the kitchen floor (happy christmas mouse hope you enjoyed your few moments of peace!) from our wonderful mouser cat! So how much blood has been shed in your house!!!!!

pad58

12,549 posts

211 months

Friday 25th December 2009
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Just had my hair cut , does that count?










Ok i'll go away....

davidspooner

24,138 posts

224 months

Friday 25th December 2009
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No knives sharpened on Xmas eve!

jimothy

5,151 posts

267 months

Friday 25th December 2009
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I got half cut? Does that count?

mccarn

641 posts

227 months

Saturday 26th December 2009
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My mum managed to put her paper hat in the candles, cue small fire on the table. We were in safe hands though with 1 fire man and 1 retired fire man at the table...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 26th December 2009
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Emsman is bound to have had a go....

Angry Sheep

1,199 posts

240 months

Saturday 26th December 2009
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fking emos rolleyes

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 26th December 2009
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Angry Sheep said:
fking emos rolleyes
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