The Worst Christmas Cracker Joke Of The Year Award goes to .

[CardShark]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go and play cricket....

[khevolution]

whats yellow and dangerous



Shark infested custard

• groan*

[ironictwist]

I guess you've had a long night?

These jokes remind me of the stuff you used to get on the back of Penguin bars in the good ol days.

[khevolution]

why Did the cow cross the road


to get to the "udder" side

• second groan*

[CardShark]

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper.....

[Menguin]

What do you get when you cross an unfunny cracker joke and too much early morning bubbly with one of your own (totally inappropriate for family occasions)?

Deathly silence followed by awkward meal.

[anonymous-user]

How do you make a paper boy? Marry an old bag. Thats what my 10 year old read out anyway, mother in law was about to complain to Waitrose!

[PaulHogan]

ironictwist said:

I guess you've had a long night?

These jokes remind me of the stuff you used to get on the back of Penguin bars in the good ol days.

I can happily report that there are still crap jokes on the back on penguin bars, which seem a little smaller than they used to...

[g3org3y]

Blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus

(classic)

[texasjohn]

Menguin said:

What do you get when you cross an unfunny cracker joke and too much early morning bubbly with one of your own (totally inappropriate for family occasions)?

Deathly silence followed by awkward meal.

What was the one of your own?

The Susan Boyle virgin joke about terrorists didn't go down that well at the table either!

Still, there are much worse in the Sean Connery thread that ran through my mind...


My cracker joke was about a barrel of beer falling on someone's head but causing no injury...it was light ale :|

[shino]

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.

Baby seal walks into a club.

[Tyre Smoke]

shino said:

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.

Baby seal walks into a club.

Palm/head moment....

should be:

Baby seal walks into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks.

[essexplumber]

Whats white and can't climb trees?
































A fridge.

[CardShark]

What's green and dangerous?




A snooker table hiding in a tree....

[B19GRR]

You want bad then?!! I give you:

Q: What do you get if a sheep walks underneath a rain cloud?

A: A sheep that's under the weather.

I mean, wtf?!!!!

Cheers,
Rob

[mybrainhurts]

Why are turds tapered...?





So your arse doesn't shut with a bang...

[Steamer]

Q: Where do cows go on Saturday?

A: The Moo-vies

[TheEnd]

What's brown and sticky?


A stick.


What is brown, sticky, but runs round a field?



A fence.

[mybrainhurts]

What's brown and sticky?


Gordon Bostik

[saleen836]

What do you call 2 thieves?..
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.A pair of knickers!