Religious persecution

[jeff m]

I dropped off my wife at Church and got rear ended.
Making the assumption I was the only non Catholic in the car park I do feel I was singled out

No damage, the assailants car slid under my bumper. Pathfinder vs Honda Accord. The guy was very apologetic, "I'm really sorry" etc.

I did consider handing out a dozen "Hail Marys" and a few "Our Fathers" as penance, but didn't want to jeopodise my court action.

[spud989]

There's a joke to be made here about rear-ending boys/Catholics/future claims, but I'm not sure if I can be bothered!

[bikemonster]

Remember, it's only gay if you pushed back.

[HOGEPH]

Did you forgive him?

[10 Pence Short]

jeff m said:

I dropped off my wife at Church and got rear ended.

That's bad.

jeff m said:

Catholic in the car park

It gets worse.

You do realise they're going to spend 30 years denying it, before loads more people who were rear ended at the same time start coming forward and it all comes out of the woodwork?

[Eric Mc]

And then the Bishop will have to resign.