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anonymous-user

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84 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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I'm going to be like that when I get old, just to annoy people!

Flanders.

6,439 posts

238 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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rofl Have you offered a hand?

Tim-D

539 posts

252 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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Note to self Christmas 2010 - buy said aged parents a dog.... job done.

The old folks just do this - get used to it....

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

260 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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Mine blames her IBS. It's still wrong though.

crofty1984

17,064 posts

234 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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Farting happens. Get used to it. If they run across the room and sit on you before letting rip, then you should raise an eyebrow.

Oilchange

9,710 posts

290 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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hehe

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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HOGEPH said:
I'm going to be like that when I get old, just to annoy people!
yes I'm going to pretend to be deaf as well whenever I deem it to be necessary.

space1999

436 posts

219 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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May you should play this

http://www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts/

K87

2,111 posts

217 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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nah thats not bad.... was at an ex's house for the first time some time back when her dad made some remark about wanting sex that night, to which the mother replied, fk off I'm bleeding like a bh down here!!

It was something I was honestly not expecting and turned to the ex expecting a look of sheer horror on her face, there was however no look of horror, she barely even batted an eyelid as though this was normal behaviour!!

Jasandjules

72,606 posts

259 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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At that age they can do what the hell they like.

Lighten up?

J500ANT

3,103 posts

269 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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I'm sure they (well probably your mum) had to put up with worse when you were in nappies.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

269 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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J500ANT said:
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I'm sure they (well probably your mum) had to put up with worse when you were in nappies.
beat me to it

okgo

42,165 posts

228 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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I find anything to do with farting loudly in front of people absoloutley revolting.

DickyC

58,585 posts

228 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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The mixture of horror and delight on No.2 son's face when his great grandmother let one go was priceless. He was about seven and had recently learned that such things were not permitted in polite society and yet here was his revered great grandma letting rip.

She was very deaf and probably thought she'd got away with it.

My parents are now in their eighties and are spending their time in the equally antisocial pastime of settling scores. My mother tortured my father for years with a story always told very publically about him taking her passport with him on a sailing holiday in Devon when she was due to take her mother to Yugoslavia for a fortnight. A contemporary of theirs listened enraptured to the end of the story and then asked loudly, "Oh why did you do that, John?" To which he replied, just as loudly, "Because I'm a ."

We've not heard that story again.

Chicken Pox

476 posts

204 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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so long as they don't start lighting them then it's fair enough tbh

madala

5,063 posts

228 months

Monday 28th December 2009
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....old people pass wind....get over it and learn to live with it.....anyway......farts are funny whatever your age.....smile

slideways

4,101 posts

251 months

Tuesday 29th December 2009
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Did your mum hold out her little finger and say ear sonny pull this

Edited by slideways on Tuesday 29th December 02:46

bull996

1,442 posts

239 months

Tuesday 29th December 2009
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okgo said:
I find anything to do with farting loudly in front of people absoloutley revolting.
I find it so incredibly funny that I am usually found rolling round the floor crying with laughter.

911motorsport

7,251 posts

263 months

Tuesday 29th December 2009
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I think it's a right of passage